Grandma Lupe
Who's your new best friend?
WHISKERS!
JK ITS COM ABUELA!!
Who is your future husband?
GRANDPA RUBEN OR MAYBE SOME GUY ON BUMBLE
What will we buy you so you can say no to Adrian?
A KLEENEX!
Who's your buttercup?
GABE!
just kidding, its MIGUELITO...
or is it?
Who is your favorite cat?
ROCCO THE ROTTWEILER
What is the worst quality in a man?
DREADS
OMARRRR
What is the proper way to say ridiculous?
DERICULOUS I SAY
What bad traits did your kids get from you?
NONE, THEYRE ALL FROM THEIR FATHER
When someone does something out of pocket, what do you say?
"I KNOW YOU SHAME" (Grandma Gloria voice)
"HELLLLL NOOOO" (Also Grandma Gloria voice)
"OOOOOOOOOH" (Still Grandma Gloria voice)
"NUH UHHHH" (Grandma Gloria voice again)
RIDDICK AND CALLIOPE
Which of your kids is a chatterbox who LOVES talking about work?
GABEEEEE
Who is the most caring, the most considerate, the best listener, who gives the best shopping trips to Walmart and Costco, who sacrifices everything for her family, that we love so dearly and so much, and who the entire world would be worse without?
Who is the most funny, the most energetic, who is the most forgiving and gentle with others and their feelings, who is bubbly and always able to cheer someone up, who takes great care of her grandkids, who makes the best caldo de pollo, and is a wonderful human being that we all love so much?
YOUUUUUU
Who is the most supportive, the most grudgeful, the life of the party, who is always giving, who cooks the best food, who loves her grandkid (not grandkids), who is always understanding, who is the best mom ever (no bias), who never actually talks like this, and who will always have a home in the heart of her son and daughter.
WE LOVE YOUUUU *big clap*
Who is always there for their kids, who teaches them the way of the force, who is gentle and kind, who is beautiful inside and out, who is sweet and has a sweet tooth, who is the best baker, who makes the best favors for parties, and who has raised her children to be good people and successful just like a mother should?
YOUUUUU