What do cows drink?
Water
What goes up and never comes down?
Your age
If you drop a cap into shallow water what does it become?
Wet.
Why can't a man living in Minneapolis be buried east of the Mississippi River?
He is still alive
If you were alone in a deserted house at night, and there was an oil lamp, a candle and firewood and you only have one match, what would you light first?
Match
Grandpa Chuck went for a walk and it started raining. He forgot his umbrella and didn't have a hat. When he got home his jersey, and pants were soaking but not a hair on his head was wet. Why not?
He was bald.
What gets larger the more you take it away?
a hole
In what sport are the shoes made of metal? (an animal sport)
Horse racing
The 60th and 62nd British Prime Ministers of the UK had the same mother and father, but were not brothers or sisters. How do you account for this?
Same person
What's full of holes but still holds water? (Think about something you use in the kitchen).
A sponge.
Sheryl's mom has 3 daughters: Julie, Jordan, and what's the 3 one's name?
Sheryl.
You have to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires The second is full of tigers that haven’t eaten in 3 years. The third is full of assassins. Which room should you choose?
Tigers
Why can't a man to marry his widow's sister?
He is dead
What can you catch but not throw? (Nothing to do with a sport.)
What has a head, tail and is brown but no legs?
A penny
19.A 6-foot tall man was holding a glass beaker above his head. He let it drop to the carpet without spilling a single drop of water. How could he manage to drop the glass from a height of six feet and not spill a drop of water?
Glass is empty
What has lots of flavor and many layers, but if you get too close I'll make you cry. (a food)
Onion
An woman was born in 1948 but only celebrated her 16th birthday quite recently. Why?
She was born in a leap year (on 29 of February)
Everyone has it. You can't lose it but sometimes you don't see it.
a shadow.
24.A man comes up to the border of a country on his motorbike. He has three large sacks on his bike. The customs officer at the border crossing stop him and asks, “What is in the sacks?” “Sand,” answered the man. The guard says, “We’ll see about that. Get off the bike.” The guard takes the sacks and rips them apart; he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand. He detains the man overnight and has the sand analysed, only to find that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags. The guard releases the man, puts the sand into new bags, lifts them onto the man’s shoulders and lets him cross the border. A week later, the same thing happens. The customs officer asks, “What have you got?” “Sand,” says the man. The officer does another thorough examination and again discovers that the sacks contain nothing but sand. He gives the sand back to the man, and the man again crosses the border. This sequence of events repeats every day for the next three years. Then one day, the man doesn’t show up. The border official meets up with him in a restaurant in the city. The officer says, “I know you’re smuggling something and it’s driving me crazy. It’s all I think about. I can’t even sleep. Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?” What is the man smuggling?
Motor bikes