Riddles 1
What's at least 15cm long, goes in your mouth, and is more fun if it vibrates?
A toothbrush.
What word is always spelled incorrectly?
Incorrectly
Why can't a man living in Mannheim be buried west of the River Rhine?
He is still alive
If you were alone in a cabin in the woods at night, and there was an oil lamp, a candle and firewood and you only have one match, which would you light first?
Match
I start with a "p" and end with "o-r-n" and you can see me at the cinema. What am I?
POPCORN
The 45th and 47th US president have the same mother and father, but are not brothers or sisters. How can this be?
Same person
A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bus trip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?
An apple a day keeps the doctor away!
You are standing in front of three doors. You MUST choose one of the doors and enter the room. The first is filled with fire. The second room is full of tigers that haven’t eaten in 3 years. The third is full of hitmen with loaded machine guns. Which room should you choose?
A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him underwater for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry.
A black man dressed all in black, wearing a black mask, stands at a crossroads in a totally black-painted town. All of the streetlights in town are broken. There is no moon. A black-painted car without headlights drives straight toward him, but turns in time and doesn't hit him. How did the driver know to turn?
It was daytime
A 182cm tall man was holding a glass above his head. He let it drop to the ground without spilling a single drop of water. How could he manage to drop the glass from a height of 182cm and not spill a drop of water?
The glass was empty
There was a man who wanted to prove his love to his wife. So, he climbed the highest mountain, swam the deepest ocean and walked the biggest desert. What do you think his wife said?
Nothing. She divorced him for never being at home.
A man drives to the border of a country on his motorcycle. He has three large sacks on his bike. The customs officer stops him and asks, “What is in the sacks?” “Sand,” answered the man. The guard says, “We’ll see about that. Get off the bike.” The guard takes the sacks and rips them apart; he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand. He detains the man overnight and has the sand analysed, only to find that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags. The guard releases the man, puts the sand into new bags, lifts them onto the man’s shoulders and lets him cross the border. A week later, the same thing happens. The customs officer asks, “What have you got?” “Sand,” says the man. The officer does another thorough examination and again discovers that the sacks contain nothing but sand. He gives the sand back to the man, and the man again crosses the border. This sequence of events repeats every day for the next three years. Then one day, the man doesn’t show up. The border official sees him later in a restaurant in the city. The officer says, “I know you’re smuggling something and it’s driving me crazy. It’s all I think about. I can’t even sleep. Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?” What is the man smuggling?
Motor bikes