Random and riddles
What has keys but can't open locks?
Piano
What did the ocean say to the beach?
nothing it just waved
Scotland chose the unicorn as its national animal.
true or false?
TRUE
When John was 8, his brother was half his age. Now, John is 14. How old is his brother?
What is His brother is 10. Half of 8 is 4, so John’s brother is 4 years younger. This means when John is 14, his brother is still 4 years younger, so he’s 10.
A group of bunnies were having a birthday party. What kind of music were they listening to?
What is hip hop music?
It belongs to you, but your friends use it more. What is it?
What is your name?
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho Cheese
Switzerland prohibits the ownership of just one guinea pig.
True or False?
TRUE
Since guinea pigs are such social creatures, one guinea pig would get lonely so having just one is considered animal abuse in Switzerland.
You’re running a race and at the very end, you pass the person in 2nd place. What place did you finish the race in?
What is You finished in 2nd place.
I’m orange, I wear a green hat and I sound like a parrot. What am I?
what is A Carrot.
What has hands and a face, but can’t hold anything or smile?
What is a clock?
If you see a crime happen at the Apple store, what does it make you?
an Iwitness
You can’t hum while you’re pinching your nose.
True or False?
True
And I bet you just tried it......
I can fill a room, but I take up no space. What am I?
What is Light?
What fruit can you never cheer up?
What is A blueberry.
John’s mother has three children: Snap, Crackle and ___?
What is John?
What do you call a fake noodle?
An Impasta
In an average lifetime people eat around 70 assorted insects while sleeping.
True or False
TRUE
YUK!
If I have it, I don’t share it. If I share it, I don’t have it. What is it?
What is a A secret.
Imagine you are in a room with no windows or doors. How will you get out?
What is Stop imagining.
If you don’t keep me, I’ll break. What am I?
What is a promise?
when does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent....
A hippo once swam across the Nile River with 6 people on his back?
True or False
False
We always see them in the water, but hippos can’t really swim.
What can jump higher than a building?
What is Anything that can jump — buildings don’t jump, silly!
What is at the end of rainbow?
The letter W!