Crochet Cuties
The most boring freaking crochet stitch ever.
What is single crochet?
Name 3 (of 5) large ensembles Lauren has been a part of at UNL.
What is CMB, Symphonic Band, Wind Ensemble, Campus Band, or All-Collegiate Choir?
Dinosaur of the Late Cretaceous Period. Its classically short arms are acknowledged in the film Meet the Robinsons.
What is Tyrannosaurus Rex?
Lauren never actually finished this early 2000s fantasy series, making it halfway through the seventh (and final) book before abandoning it forever.
What is Harry Potter?
“Not now Jerry… I’m tied up.”
Church tour!!
When too tired to count stitches of single crochet, this tool may be used to keep track of the beginning of the round.
What is a stitch marker?
Item that should never be given to a room of 150 music majors. It may just pop in your face (or in the middle of your presentation).
What is a balloon?
Herbivorous dinosaur recognized by its spikes along the backbone.
What is stegosaurus?
This American author has written over 20 novels for young readers, including The Red Pyramid, The Lost Hero, and The Hidden Oracle.
Who is Rick Riordan?
“I really wanna kill someone this year”
- Lauren, in reference to her frustration with the prior year’s MuEd assassin game.
Lauren‘s favorite hook size, most commonly used with 3 or 4 weight yarn.
What is 5 mm?
Instrument you can expect from a bored voice emphasis student on lab band day.
What is a recorder (or kazoo)?
Name the continents dinosaur fossils have been found on.
What are all of them (Africa, Antarctica, Asia, Australia, Europe, North America, South America)?
This author has written many series with fantastical characters. And wolves.
Who is T.J. Klune?
“Are you married?”
Bella (Riley 2nd Grader) to Lauren and Jonah during practicum. The conversation was quickly wrapped up by Mrs. Elker.
The name of Lauren’s crochet dinosaur.
What is Avocado?
The top two rules of (music) education.
What are don’t touch the money and don’t touch the kids?
2 reasons for the evolution of long-necked dinosaurs.
What is reaching food in trees/high places and sexually evolved mating strategy (only the strongest that could hold their long neck up mated, and the trait was passed on)?
This series by Brandon Mull was beloved by Nicole and Lauren. It follows the magical adventures of Kendra and Seth as they encounter mystical creatures in the realm protected by their grandmother.
What is Fablehaven?
you should date a girl
Grace to Brenna, about Tannor break-up. How affirming.
Lauren’s longest unfinished crochet project here on campus. Hey, it’s just under halfway done!
What is temperature blanket (2 years, 4 months)?
Absurd name of the Junior MuEd snapchat.
What is Rubby Judas Cow Jorking it Hour?
The earliest era of the dinosaurs.
What is the Triassic Period?
In 3rd grade, Lauren said she could read this entire book cover to cover before graduating. She didn’t.
What is the Bible?
“490 days until your untimely death”
Ominous message written on Westbrook whiteboard.