Lies she told
Layla’s signature exit strategy
umbay CHINY de5t
When she doesn't believe something she says..
Ha Ha
her nonverbal declaration of disgust
contaminated fingers are in POSITION prepared to be washEDD.
Contributes nothing, smells like expired yogurt, and somehow still thinks Layla is her project manager and emotional support friend.
*insert f6siya here* we couldnt:(
Says she has a huge workload, but her screen time report says otherwise.
Saying she needs to stay home and study/work bas on her phone/tiktok.
the Layla-certified shower distinction
HEADing & BODYing
the sacred ban in scared spaces
the outside clothes LAW
This phrase is NEVER in her vocabulary, even when there's a blizzard, a midlife crisis, or when the syllabus says optional, but her soul says required.
I think i will skip today
Still, every day — she reaches for this one, while saying, “Wala I forgot the others in kw.” (LIE)
Red bottega bag that she is in a fully commited relationship with.
She can be mid-convo, mid-laugh, or mid-sentence — but the second you flinch LAYLA SAYS.....
FEEEE FARRRRR???!!
the sixth sense Layla built out of pure LGAFA
Her obsession with POLICEE
Her hand gestures are confident, but leaves everyone confused
Left & Right
A grip stronger than her will to change. A small daily decision.
Clip
a new saying shes trying to make a haba (bring back)
KAAAAAAK
Copy. Paste. Paste. Paste. Paste. Checkout.
If you like something you buy it in every color.
It’s not assigned, but it feels like it. Unless you’re him— then it’s first come, first disrespect.
they guy who sits in your seat.
She didn’t know what she wanted — until you did. And then suddenly, she knew what she didn’t want. Indecisive until you chose. Whats THe LIE SHE told?
IDK!!! you pick?
Senario: its 6:20, google maps traffic is red your expected ETA is 7:30 Layla says...
GG
lives rent-free in everyones apartment except hers — literally.
Snacks, food....
her personalized invisible time management system, that has never been seen. Its decorative memory of productivity.
Planner from begining UNI