Lazer's Friends
A five-hour flight can feel like hell—just ask Zeesa Labitt. Luckily for Lazer, this “baby whisperer” was there to keep the chaos at bay on his first flight.
Mariana Sheyman
Lazer's future profession?
Lazer’s year has featured many firsts. Thanks to this man, he discovered the power of the soccer kick.
Who is Roman Sheyman?
Some might know her for her Simchas Torah Shuba.
Some might know her for the San Francisco Karaoke Nights.
What she should be known for is her ability to make the Russian Chickens come alive in our Reserve Apartment: курочку рябу , кау кау кау.
Who is Babushka?
What is bathtub?
What is Elya Chaim?
Who was the Sandek for our son's (instert nickname for Richard here).
Who is Zeide.
There are two things certain in life: death and taxes. Lazer, for the longest time, was surprisingly only scared of one of these things.
Now, his fear has abated. Even the Goyishe tax accountants bring kosher nosh to the Superbowl.
This individual wins an award for the most improved friend of 2025-2026.
Who is Shmuel Eagle.
Lazer is named after this individual.
Who is Danielle's Grandfather.
Ring! Ring! Ring!
Lazer's phone lights up in the middle of the night. If you listen closely, you can faintly hear, "hi, baby." She says it's strictly business, but we know who planted a big smooch on Lazer. No one ever forget their first kiss.
Who is Sima?
My heart pours out to you like raging waters.
Some wait for the awe-inspiring yamim tovim to break down in tears. Not Reb Lazer! What caused Lazer to break down in tears at a recent kabbalas shabbos?
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