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This person accidentally applied to firms in the wrong city
Who is Travis?
This person spent every class on Twitter and still amjurred
Lowkey all of you but
Who is Rob?
Travis caught a stray from this person before his final
Who is Pete Kramer?
This professor does not know your name but they do know your exam number
Who is Michalski?
"It's physically painful to wake up because of my circadian rhythm."
Who is Zac?
This event prompted the original two groups to merge
What is the bluebook exam?
Matt dressed up as this person for Halloween
Who is Henderson?
The new dean is commonly referred to as this due to her social media presence
Who is Robo Dean/ Dean AI?
This professor took serial killer threats very seriously
Who is Tabb?
"I had a pregnant Barbie"
Who is Elicia?
This person was so kindly invited to live with Winchell
Who is Maddy?
This former athlete had a career ending injury
Who is Carlyn?
This person is having a book written about them
Who is Jason?
This professor thought Kimri and Travis were a couple
Who is Peshehonoff?
"That coat is a bit excessive, don't you think?"
Who is DRid?
Much to our disbelief, this person's dad is NOT a cop
Who is Ryan?
These places were all visited by our moot court competitors
What are D.C., Topeka, and Carbondale?
Matt performed this song at karaoke over winter break
What is the Humpty Dance?
This professor was commonly referred to as "bae"
Who is Shaner?
"Gotta remember the Constitution!"
Who is Winchell?
This person was Seth's moot court partner
Who is Charlie Phillips?
This trio all had car accidents... bad things really do come in threes
Who are Rob, Kimri, and Laura?
This is Kimri's Starbucks order
What is I don't know but I think we all should by now?
This professor used the phrase "daddy eats first" in class
Who is Schmook?
"I think I know about economics"
Who is Krishnamurthi?