Unbe-Leah-ble
Leah's favorite Fidelity snack to eat instead of working.
What is Sweet Caroline Mixed Nuts?
This term refers to partial ownership of a company, but is not, in fact, edible.
What is a share?
This 2013 film about Jordan Belfort made “stockbroker chaos” a pop‑culture moment.
What is The Wolf of Wall Street?
This Excel tool lets you summarize thousands of rows without crying.
What is a PivotTable?
Athletes in this sport race down a twisting ice track face‑first at terrifying speeds, because apparently skiing wasn’t dangerous enough.
What is skeleton?
The subject of Leah's doctorate that proves once and for all that she’s the smartest person on the team, even when she pretends not to be.
What is Doctor of Music?
Shareholders receive these payments, which unfortunately never come with mashed potatoes.
What are dividends?
In the movie Moneyball, this baseball team used data analytics, essentially the “financial modeling” of sports, to build a winning roster.
Who are the Oakland A’s?
What is Microsoft Copilot?
This country has hosted the Winter Olympics the most times, clearly a glutton for cold-weather punishment.
What is the United States or France?
This document, sent annually, tells shareholders how they company performed (medium-rare detail included).
What is an annual report?
This TV show about the Roy family features more power‑struggles than an earnings call gone wrong.
What is Succession?
This trick helps keep your most important chats at the top, though most people just use it to avoid losing the group chat with the funniest GIFs.
What is pinning a chat?
This sport, known as “skimo”, is making its Olympic debut in 2026, adding sprint and mixed relay events for the first time ever.
What is ski mountaineering?
The responsibility on CETA Leah is most excited to leave behind.
Cloudability
The right to vote on major company decisions is known by this term.
What are voting rights?
In The Big Short, investors who bet against the housing market did this type of move, also known as wagering a security will fall.
What is shorting?
This Excel feature highlights patterns, trends, or outliers automatically, like magic for spreadsheets.
What is conditional formatting?
This country traditionally wins the most medals in speed skating, the fastest sport on ice.
What is the Netherlands?
The person the CETA team will miss immensely.
Who is Leah?
This U.S. regulator oversees securities markets (may or may not involve grilling).
What is the SEC?
This 2021 Netflix phenomenon made a children’s game into a high‑stakes financial metaphor, where contestants competed for a massive cash prize, and only one could “profit.”
What is Squid Game?
This OneNote feature lets you travel back in time through old versions of your notes, ideal when someone “accidentally” deletes half the page.
What is Page Version History?
Around this number of athletes are competing in the 2026 Games, the largest participation Italy has ever hosted.
What is about 2,900 athletes?