We
Batman: "Hey puter', I'm ____!"
Home
Pilot Bill: "We request permission to fly over the most _____ ______ city in the world. Over."
Crime ridden
Batman: "If you want to make the world a better place, take a look at yourself and make a change. ___."
Hoo
Reporter: "It must be great to be Batman! I can only imagine he's going home right now to party the night away, surrounded by friends and ____ _____-____ models."
Lady active-wear
Batman: "Computer, how do I put the Joker in the Arkham Asylum, quickest route, no ______."
Freeways
Batman: "I saved the city again. It was ___ ___ _____. Anyway, I should probably have some grub."
Off the chain
Joker: "Are you seriously saying there is nothing, nothing special about our relationship?"
Batman: "Whoa. Let me tell you something, _-___. Batman doesn’t do ‘ships."
J-Bird
Joker: "When I'm working with these.... _____ ____."
Human farts
Batman: "(puts lobster thermidor in the microwave and types wrong time) Not 20 minutes. ______."
Stupid
Robin: "(whispers) Hello ______ _______!"
Computer: "Alfred left your ______ ________in the fridge."
Batman: "Oh, that's my favorite. I can't wait."
Lobster thermidor
Crowd: "Batman, we love you!"
Batman: "Thank you. I’m ________ super hard under the mask."
Blushing
Alfred: "Your greatest fear is being a part of a family again."
Batman: "Nope, now it's _____ ______ because you put that idea in my head."
Snake clowns
Pilot Bill: "Is everything ok?"
Joker: "I'm afraid Captain Dale had to ____. I'm your new co-pilot, and I always come to work with a _____."
(2 different words)
Bail, smile
Batman: "(showing costumes) The mariachi."
Robin: "I like that one."
Batman: "That one is _______ ________."
Culturally insensitive
Batman: "Are you ready to follow Batman and maybe learn a few life lessons along the way?"
Robin: "I sure am, Dad Two! But first, where's the _______?"
Song: "I'm Batman, I'm ______, I got a ___-___"
(2 different words)
Awesome, nine-pack
Batman: "Black. All ________ ______ start in black."
Important movies
Joker: "Yes! You're ________ with me!"
Batman: "No I'm not."
Obsessed
Joker: "Superman's not a bad guy!"
Batman: "Then I'd say I don't currently have a bad guy. I am fighting a few different people. I like to ____ _____."
Barbara Gordon: "It's my dream for the police force to team up with Batman!"
Bruce Wayne: "What?!"
Barbara Gordon: "Wouldn't that be better?"
Bruce Wayne: "I ____ everything you just said."
Hate
Batman: "Do you know what the Bat in Batman stands for? ___ __ _______. ___ ____ _______ man is my full name."
Best at teamwork
Batman: "DC. The house that Batman built. Yeah, what, Superman? Come at me bro. I'm your ________."
Batman: "And if you think there's something behind that , then you're crazy. Goodnight Alfred."
Alfred: "Sir, it's _______."
Batman: "Hissssssahhhhhhhh"
Morning
Batman: "Well, luckily for us, you left your costume back...."
Robin: "Rip!"
Batman: "Oh. No. _____ ____ _______. That's perfect."
Under your clothes