Birthday Party
The Simpsons vs. Cancer
Prairie Farms
Local Fresh
1% Low Fat Milk
Vitamins A and D
Local Fresh
1% Low Fat Milk
Vitamins A and D
Funny Bone
Newborn Cranial Reset Button
100
differences of eccrine and apocrine sweat glands
What is
eccrine - numerous thermoregulators connected to pores
apocrine - pubertal sweat fat and protein gland that dumps into hair follicles (also earwax and milk)
100
describe apoptosis and its importance
what is suicide
breakdown of cells, thickened membrane needed to prevent cancer
100
what bones in axial, in appendicular
What is
axial - skull, vertebral column, rib cage
appendicular - girdles, upper and lower limbs
100
what bone makes me love comedians and throwing the ol hogskin
what is the humerus
100
needed so babies don't kill all of their mom's dreams (ouch)
What are fontanelles
large areas of fibrous connective tissue, allow flexion of skull during birth
200
treat a crispy burnt man (will give points if you can save)
How to
debride (remove burnt skin)
use antibiotics (no protective barrier)
cover
graft skin
200
describe homer simpson syndrome
brain cushioned by unusually thick layer of fluid
200
some man protected his mom and girlfriend from hippos (skeletal system functions)
What is
support, movement, protection, hematopoiesis (blood cell formation), mineral and growth factor storage, fat storage, hormone production
200
tendons what what
ligaments what what
what are
bones to muscles
muscles to muscles
200
2 bones of the knee joint (100 per)
What is
femur
tibia
patella
300
burnt layers by degree, demonstrate rule of 9s (omit perineum)
(100 points per degree, all 9s required)
What is
1st - epidermal
2nd - epidermal and upper dermal
3rd - entire thickness (does it hurt?)
Front and back head 9, front and back arms 9 each, front and back trunk 36, front and back legs 36
300
describe a character that could have cyanosis, character with jaundice. What could they be suffering from
What is liver disease, anemia
300
endochondral vs intramembranous formation and what bones
What is
endochondral - replace hyaline cartilage, most of skeleton
intramembranous - develops from fibrous membrane, flat bones
300
demonstrate kyphosis, lordosis, scoliosis
do the bend
300
3 bones of the pelvis (100 per)
What is the
sacrum
coccyx
os coxae
400
act out the functions of the system (half points if don't know but will still act all)
protection: chemical, physical, biological
body temp reg
cutaneous sensation
metabolic functions
blood reservoir
excretion
400
i loveeee tanning! but i cant tan because ill get cancer. But its soo goood (name the addiction)
tanorexia
400
each step in bone repair (100 per step)
How does the
hematoma form
fibrocartilaginous callus form
bony callus form
bone remodeling occur
400
4 steps of intramembranous ossification (100 per step) (other bones)
ossification centers appear
osteoid is secreted and calcifies
woven bone forms
lamellar bone replaces woven bone, red marrow
400
sinus function and description (200 each)
what is
warming and humidifying air, lighten skull, resonance of voice
mucus lined air filled cavities inside bones of cranium
500
Come let's get some beer, give layer count and defining feature (100 points per layer)
What is
s. corneum - 20 to 30 layers, dead fibrous grandma
s. lucidum - a few dead layers of dead fibrous grandmas
s. granulosum - 5 layers of dying grainy grandmas
s. spinosum - several layers of keratin eaters and unifiers
s. basale - one row of replicating babies
500
ABCD rule (100 per letter), benign vs metastasis
what is
asymmetry
border irregularity
color
diameter
benign - doesnt spread
metastasis - beyond control
500
calcium functions (100 per function), what happens when blood calcium drops
What is
nerve impulse transmission
muscle contraction
blood coagulation
secretion by glands and nerve cells
cell division
PTH senses, PTH releases, PTH stimulates osteoclasts to degrade bone matrix releasing calcium, calcium in blood rises, PTH release ends
500
5 steps of endochondral ossification (100 per step) (long bone creation)
bone collar forms
cartilage in center calcifies
blood vesssels invade, new spongy bone
diaphysis elongates, secondary centers
epiphyseal plates ossify
500
Vertebrae count and column function (100 per section, 200 functions)
What is
cervical - 7
thoracic - 12
lumbar - 5
sacrum - 1 of fused
coccyx - 1 of fused
transmit weight, protect spinal cord, attachments for ribs and muscle