Food
Sherbet is arguably better than ice cream because....
it has less sugars, more fruit content and has a softer consistency
in Ice Age, Manny was wrong for leaving Sid
because Sid did not know how to actually have a silent moment
If you steal from your neighbor.... expect
Expect a visit from the police and a visit to your local jail
What country has a red white and green flag?
Mexico
What sport does Ms. Suarez play?
Roller skates
Pizza is better than burgers because
it's skinnier
Jurassic Park isn't a good movie because
there are too many dinosaurs
if you get a bad haircut then...
just go bald
Why does the U.S flag have thirteen stripes
because of the 13 original colonies
What Sport does Ms. Lia enjoy watching?
Football and basketball
Pineapple belongs on pizza
Pineapple does not belong on pizza because it is the only fruit to be on pizza
3 years old
if you call someone a name expect
expect them to remember your face and hold it against you forever
What country has a leaf in their flag?
Canada
How many sister does Ms. Suarez have?
4
tacos are the best food on the planet
because they have the most flavor
Po from Kung Fu panda was not adopted
because Panda's come from eggs
if you are thoughtful expect
to never know how it went, but at least you did something nice
What country has their flag split in two?
Which sport is the laziest?
football
people who can't tolerate spice are....
babies
Musicals are the best because
the most singing happens
If you make a bad decision expect
expect it to come back to you tenfold
What country has exactly 5 letters in it?
China
Which sport is the hardest to play
Tennis