Hitler? Never Heard of Him
This vibranium-shielded hero punched Hitler in the face on the cover of his very first comic in 1941.
Who is Captain America
It’s small, fast, and was named after Bambi.
What is Bambiraptor
This prophet was told by Jehovah to walk barefoot and naked for three years as a sign against Egypt and Ethiopia.
Who is Isaiah
This AI-generated cover of “WAP” shocked the internet when it used the voice of this U.S. president reading Cardi B lyrics.
Who is Barack Obama
This animated movie features a plumber so out of place, you’d think he took a wrong turn at the Mushroom Kingdom.
What is Wreck It Ralph
This mutant from the X-Men series survived Auschwitz and seeks justice for his people, sometimes with extreme methods.
Who is Magneto
A real dinosaur discovered near a gas company in China.
What is Gasosaurus
In Daniel chapter 4, this Babylonian king is humbled by Jehovah and lives like a beast for 7 times.
Who is Nebuchadnezzar
Which underwater cartoon character sings a song based around a Morgan wallen theme
SpongeBob homes just a pineapple
This Pixar movie hid a pizza delivery guy cameo who definitely did NOT get a tip
Toy Story
This fedora-wearing archaeologist fought Nazis while searching for the Ark of the Covenant.
Who is Indiana Jones
A legit dinosaur, named after the paleontologist’s frustration while assembling it
Irritator
This Israelite judge made a vow to offer “whatever came out of the door of his house” to Jehovah — with tragic consequences.
Who is Jephthah
Which animated character come this adult cartoon sang this song
Take Me Home, Propane Roads
Who is Hank hill
This space saga introduced a villain who really should have invested in better helmet hygiene.
What is Star Wars
This leather-jacketed, time-traveling Marvel anti-hero once killed Hitler in an alternate timeline to prevent World War II.
Who is Deadpool
Named after the Harry Potter universe: “dragon king of Hogwarts.
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This apostle wrote that “faith without works is dead,” emphasizing that actions must reflect belief.
Who is James
Which muscular actor who fought aliens in the 80s sings a funny rendition of rendition of a thousands miles
Who is arnold schwarzenegger
This movie’s giant ape basically invented skyscraper climbing before King Kong was a thing.
What is Mighty Joe Young
This British schoolteacher, in the Doctor Who episode “Let’s Kill Hitler,” travels with the Doctor in a quest that—yes—leads to actually confronting Hitler.
Who is River Song
This long-snouted herbivore from the Early Cretaceous had over 500 teeth and is unfortunately better known for a meme because of its racist name
What is Nigersaurus
Though the Bible doesn’t mention his workout routine, this forerunner of Jesus likely had impressive arms from surviving on locusts, wild honey, and preaching in the wilderness — not to mention all that baptizing in the Jordan
Who is John The Baptist
This animated war criminal and loudmouth yells his way through Linkin Park’s “In the End” — and somehow, his rage fits perfectly.
Who is Eric Cartman
The fastest hands in the east meet the biggest mouth in the west
What is rush hour