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What is Mean Girls?

Deficiency of this mineral can occur during kidney failure or after GI tract surgeries, while toxicity can result from supplementation in older populations.
What is calcium?
What are the four stages of fracture healing?
1. Acute Inflammation
2. Soft Callus formation
3. Hard Callus Formation
4. Remodeling

Predict the rate and direction of movement of sodium, potassium, and chloride ions across a neuronal cell membrane, given information about the equilibrium potential for these ions
Potassium- likes to move outside the cell; hyperpolarizing it (making it more negative) towards -85 mV
Sodium- likes to move inside the cell; depolarizing it (making it more positive) towards 65mV
Calcium- likes to move inside the cell; rapidly depolarizing it (making it more positive) towards 123 mV
Chloride- will not move; already matches resting membrane potential around -65 mV
What is the patellar DTR? POINT and LEVEL!
L4, patellar tendon below patella
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What is Juicy Couture?

What is the typical cause of magnesium toxicity?
What is impaired excretion via the kidneys?
In HARD callus formation, resorption of soft callus is by ... and mineralization is by ... to form the hard callus
What are osteoclasts and osteoblasts, respectively?

Describe the role of potassium leak channels and sodium/potassium pumps in generating the resting membrane potential
*Helps keep the membrane potential negative
- Sodium/potassium pump: uses ATP to pump 3 Na+ out of the cell and 2 K+ into the cell (more positive outside than inside)
- Leak channels: cell is most permeable to potassium; promotes K+ leakage out of the cell (positive charge leaving)
What is the achilles DTR? LEVEL and POINT
S1, achilles tendon
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What is the "Bend and Snap"? (from Legally Blonde)
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Which vitamin has toxicity that can include GI issues and kidney stones, while the other has no toxicity from the diet but excess supplementation can cause issues in patients taking blood thinners?
What are Vitamin C and Vitamin E?
Relate the serum/urinary bone turnover markers P1NP and CTx to bone formation and resorption
P1NP is a marker of collagen formation
Collagen molecules are able to assemble into fibrils
Bone growth marker
CTx is a marker of breakdown
Bone breakdown marker

Describe absolute refractory period vs relative refractory period
Absolute refractory: voltage-gated sodium channels are inactivated via a ball-and-chain mechanism that does not allow any sodium ions through
- Enforces unidirectionality
Relative refractory: voltage-gated potassium channels are slow to close and make the membrane more negative and harder to fire
A positive Thessaly test presents as and suggests what?
Presents as pain in the meniscal area (lateral or medial) and suggests meniscal pathology
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What is ALS (Lou Gehrig's disease)?

Compare Vitamin D and Vitamin K: which has a common deficiency associated with lack of sunlight, and which has a rare deficiency associated with malabsorption and antibiotic use?
What are Vitamin D and Vitamin K, respectively?
Describe the changes in P1NP and CTx throughout the 4 phases of fracture healing
Phase 1: Inflammation → P1NP and CTx no change
Phase 2: Soft Callus Formation → P1NP Increase, CTx No change
Phase 3: Hard Callus Formation → P1NP Increase, CTx Increase
Phase 4: Remodeling → P1NP Increase, CTx Increase

Describe myelination and axon diameter of each. Bonus points if you can say what kind of sensory nerve fiber it is (ex: nociception)
A-alpha (IA/B)
A-beta (II)
A-delta (III)
C-fiber (IV)
○ A-alpha (IA/B)- thick myelin and very large diameter (proprioception)
○ A-beta (II)- thick myelin and large diameter (mechanoreception)
○ A-delta (III)- thin myelin, smaller diameter (fast nocioception)
○ C-fiber (IV)- no myelin, small diameter (slow nocioception
Valgus stress test: what is a positive test and what pathology does it suggest
Positive test is excessive gapping and + or - pain
Suggests pathology of the medial collateral ligament
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What is Vine?

Unlike many nutrients, deficiency of this mineral is not dietary and can instead be associated with malnutrition, kidney disease, or parathyroid dysfunction.
What is phosphorus?
Describe the role of Sclerostin in osteocyte-dependent regulation of osteoblast and osteoclast activity
Inhibits bone formation and promotes bone resorption by inhibiting the BMP and Wnt pathway which decreases osteoblasts, increases the RANKL/OPG ratio and increases osteoclasts.

Describe the difference between ephaptic transmission and ectopic activation
Ephaptic transmission causes allodynia (pain after soft touch) in demyelinating disorders.
Because fo the demyelination, ions can escape from A-beta fibers and depolarize near C-fibers.
Ectopic activation is an action potential generated where it shouldn't be.
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