Winter Jokes
Name that feeling
Appropriate or Inappropriate
Winter Wildlife
Name that movie
Winter Activities
100
What kind of ball doesn't bounce?
SNOWBALL
100
Approaching someone you are passing on the sidewalk to greet their dog before asking for permission
Inappropriate: You should always ask a pet owner if it is ok to approach because you do not know if the animal is friendly.
100
Certain animals, such as bears, do this in the winter to conserve resources when food is scarce.
What is hibernate?
100
The winter activity that involves hitting people with cold, white spheres.
What is a Snowball fight?
200
What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales?
A SNOW-FAKE!
200
Your coach is driving and you see a beautiful hawk sitting in a tree. You don't want your coach to miss it, so you excitedly tell your coach to look at it while pointing out the window and jumping up and down.
Inappropriate: Your coaches first priority is keeping you safe while driving and any distractions are dangerous. You should wait until you have arrived to your destination and then describe what you saw.
200
This animal looks like it is wearing a tuxedo or suit.
What is a penguin?
200
This winter activity involves sliding on the ice wearing special shoes that have blades.
What is ice skating?
300
When is a polar bear not a polar bear?
When it's in a grizzly mood!
300
You want to read a book about meteor showers, but don't know where to look. You wait in line until it is your turn to ask the librarian for help.
Appropriate: A librarians job is to help you find the books you need. It is ok to ask for their help, as long as you wait patiently until they are available to do so.
300
What happens to the arctic fox in winter if it spends a lot of time in the snow.
What is, its fur turns white?
300
What you create when you lie on a snowy surface and flap your arms and legs.
What is a snow angel?
400
What do you call a snowman temper tantrum?
A meltdown!
400
You walk into your favorite convenience store or gas station and are excited to see the clerks. You can't wait to tell them all about your weekend and the fun you had! The clerks are busy helping other customers, but that's ok! You begin telling them your story anyways.
Inappropriate: Clerks, librarians and cashiers are all working when we see them. If they are helping other customers, we can quickly say hello and then need to wait until it is our turn in line before speaking to them. If the store is busy, we should be considerate of those behind us by purchasing our items and leaving so that we don't slow down business and cause stress for the employees.
400
The animal seen here: 
What is an arctic squirrel?
(It can lower its body temperature to below freezing during hibernation!)
400
This activity involves walking around a neighborhood singing holiday songs
What is the Christmas Caroling
500
Why was the snowman rummaging through the bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose!
500
Jack and John are having a conversation that I want to be a part of. I wait patiently for a pause in their conversation and ask to join them.
Appropriate: It is good manners to wait for a pause in the conversation before joining.
500
The color of a polar bear's skin.
What is black? (Their FUR is colourless and transparent, their SKIN is black.)
500
The Grinch Who Stole Christmas
500
This activity involves sliding down a snow covered hill in a tire or tube shaped inflatable
What is snow tubing