Things a Dr might Say
What's that Injury?
What's that sickness?
Things a nurse may say
Speak the Lingo
100

This shouldn't hurt a bit

What's the difference between invasive and non-invasive?  Give an example of each

100

Dislocated Hip

acute pain, unable to walk/stand, leg externally rotated and longer

100

This virus was once predominant here in the US but has thankfully greatly subsided.  Caused paralysis to different parts of the body (could be different for different ppl) Can be deadly, we do not vaccinate for it

Polio

100

When was the last time...and system

You pooped, digestive system

100

When was your last...? Needed to know before an xray especially; what system are we talking about

Last Menstrual Period; reproductive

200

Causes, S/S of _____, DX test to confirm

Concussion: Whiplash, hit head: tinnitus, n/v, headache, unsteady gait, decreased LOC, memory loss, sensitivity to light; CT 

200

Burns

Name 3 types of burns: 1st superficial, 2nd partial thickness; 3rd full thickness

run under cool water, wrap in sterile dressing loosely, aloe, silvadene; no oils, remove jewelry, take to ER if pain not controlled, facial burns, difficulty breathing, 3rd deg, high risk for dehydration and infection

200

What is Foreign Accent Syndrome and what system is typically at risk/fault?

Suddenly speaking in a foreign accent, neuro, brain function; neurodivergent

200

Can you take a deep breath and cough for me?

What system is this? Describe wheezing and crackles

Respiratory, wheezes: musical sound, crackles: fluid build up such as pneumonia, CHF, snap crackle and pop

200

Lack of blood flow

Ischemia, Angina

300

Are you sexually active?

5 Concerns: pregnancy

STDs: HIV, Herpes, Hepatitis, Gonorrhea, chlamydia, genital warts

300

Abdominal Trauma

Dehiscence and evisceration: surgical wound opens up and intestines are protruding, apply sterile gauze, call 911 get to ER/OR stat

300

This is a rare autoimmune issue that causes rigidity and limited mobility, spasms, unsteady gait, slurred speech, fall risk

Stiff person syndrome

300

Can I take your vitals?

Proper order, what does a BP mean?  top and bottom #s

T P R BP

Systolic pressure  exerted on the artery walls when the heart is contracting/working

Diastolic pressure exerted on the artery walls when the heart is resting

300

Translate:

49 y.o. female w/GSW to right lateral thorax, Hypotensive @ 80/42, tachy @160, R shallow @44, BS clear left, absent right

Explain what all this means and what is probably occuring

With gun shot wound right outer chest/side, low blood pressure, high heart rate, fast resps, breath sounds clear left, absent right

She is probably having a hemothorax

400

Do you have an advanced directive?


A written document that spells out what a pt wishes to have done in the event they are unable to make medical decisions

400

Amputation

Why?  gangrene, trauma, diabetes, infection

400

Neurological condition in which the pt believes they are missing a part of their body or that part is necrotic 

Walking Corpse Syndrome

400

Compound Fx, how do you tx?  What are things we as nurses/drs/ therapists assess for

Surgery; pins, plates, screws typically

Compartment syndrome: paresthesia, pulselessness, poikilothermia, pain, pallor, paralysis

400

Pre-existing condition

Co-Morbidity

What do these mean?

a condition that you have before you get new insurance

other issues that may complicate your current illness: obesity, diabetes, seizures, etc...

500

TIME of DEATH: 18:02

S/S of impending death of chronic illness: death rattle, mottling, change in LOC, decreased urine output, hypotension, bradycardia

Post-Mortem care: remove any tubes/equipment, clean them up, change gown, put dentures in, remove jewelry, give to family, put name tag/toe tag on, call pt and funeral home

500

TBI

Traumatic Brain Injury: hard blow/fall to head, repeated blows such as football, soccer

s/s persistent n/v, change in LOC, irritable/angry, poor self control, unsteady gait, seizures, depression, change in sleep/eating patterns

500

What is the genetic disorder that is caused by a lack of melanin all over? Pts usually have eye problems

Albinism

500

Did I do that right?

Proper response to someone who collapsed and is not breathing and pulseless

Assess the scene, ask questions if anyone avail, call 911, get AED, apply PPE, 30 compressions, nipple line, 2 inches deep (adult), 1.5 in deep infant) 2 rescue breaths, pinch nose, head tilt chin lift, watch for chest to rise, repeat for 2 min, reassess or do 200 straight chest compressions, remove PPE, wash hands

500

Get them to the OR stat!!

What is an Enucleation?

Removal of an eyeball

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