Ring, ring
An impasta
What do you call a fake noodle?
Swimming trunks
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a swimming pool.
It was two tired
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
Matt
What do you call the guy who lies in front of your door?
To get to the other side
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Un-be-leave-able
What do you call a beehive with no exits?
A milkshake
What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?
It becomes apparent
How can you tell a joke is a dad joke?
Bob
What do you call the swimmer with no arms and no legs?
To get to the other slide
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Piiig
What do you call a pig with 3 eyes?
A sourpuss
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Second-hand stores
Where do pirates get their hooks?
Ilene
What do you call the woman with one leg shorter than the other?
To get to the other tide
Why did the dolphin cross the ocean?
Beef jerky
What do you call a cow with muscle spasms?
Mashed potatoes
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a potato?
A garbage truck
What has 4 wheels and flies?
Terry
What do you call the guy who is always late?
To get to the udder side
Why did the cow cross the road?
A satisfactory
What do you call a factory that makes "okay" products?
A polar bear
What do you get when you cross a polar bear with a seal?
A palm tree
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
Neil
What do you call the guy who can't stand?
To get to the other pride
Why did the lion cross the savannah?