Name that Bowler
This bowler has an encyclopedic knowledge of the Gainesville bus system
Yuliang
Francis Scott Key Bridge to Terabithia
Krispy Kreme
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
You can't... yeah
You might think heads has a higher chance of coming up in a coin flip after 10 tails with this erroneous belief
the Gambler's Fallacy (or law)
This bowler might help you fill out your W2s, if you pay him enough
John
A sexy philosopher debates whether he should Either teleologically suspend the ethical, Or say "I am Groot"
Soren Kierkegaardian of the Galaxy
Mike Ehrmantraut is a kid named finger in a meme where a teacher tells their students they'll be doing this activity
Finger paint
When is the best time to visit the dentist?
2:30
Busting
This bowler might think the people's opinions of his movie packets are brimstone
Hayden
This hero slew Grendel and Grendel's mother, but could not defeat the British in a 1798 rebellion
A slowed down, creepy version of this song plays over a demented image of Lebron James in a 2024 meme
You Are My Sunshine
Why did the computer catch a cold?
It left a window open
These are the most likely numbers to appear when you roll 3 dice simultaneously
10 and 11
This bowler puts the bomp in the bompalompabobmp
Sophie
Raymond Carver gets the ick after seeing a car crash of his wife, allowing Florentino Ariza to win over Fermina Daza in a plague-stricken town
What We Talk About When We Talk About Love in the Time of Cholera
Hooter's has femboys, Outback has tomboys, Applebee's has e-girls... what does Denny's have?
Milfs
Why shouldn't you play poker in the savannah?
There are too many cheetahs
Dostoyevsky wrote the short novel Igrok, meaning this, in less than a month to make up for his roulette losses
This non-Graham bowler is majoring in the most wonderful of all practical sciences, mechanical engineering
Eve (or others maybe)
Don't forget these infinitely recursive sausages to your Midwestern potluck
Mandelbratwursts
(Multiple answers acceptable) This gray legless, seal-headed creature has a nickname that means "the one who waits", or an official name that means a small human
Humonculus Loxodontus (or Zhdun, Snorp, WOSH)
At the quack of dawn
Suppose you are playing a game of craps. The game is on 8 and you have $25 on the pass line with $50 in odds behind and decide to put $25 on a come bet. What number would immediately earn you $25?
11