What’s on the table
Each year, fire departments respond to more than 1,000 fires related to frying this Thanksgiving staple.
What is the Turkey?
This 3-bird roast consists of a deboned chicken stuffed into a deboned duck, further stuffed into a deboned turkey. A Louisiana delicacy.
What is Turducken?
If these 9 people represented the 9 candles of the Menorah, how lit was the LF Holiday party in the year of 2012?
What very lit?
Take the gluten free dinner rolls out of the oven PATRICK, Jesus you're going to -
Who/What is Burnham?
On average, how many days before Thanksgiving does Ted and his family have to start hunting to make sure they kill a Turkey in time for dinner?
What is 4-6 business days?
Millions of people struggle to cleanly jiggle this Thanksgiving delicacy out of the can each year.
What is cranberry sauce?
Macaulay Culkin is forgotten by his family and forced to battle a couple of dimwit thieves. Also, where everyone is the US has been since March.
What is Home Alone?
If Sarah Dede has Covid today, this many people have Covid tomorrow.
What is about 18 - 20 people?
Despite being from Canada and being lactose intolerant, JUSTIN raves about this US dish consisting of elbow noodles and cheese sauce.
What is mac and Chetty?
If Greg Papay’s family thanksgiving meal had to be catered from any fast food chain, this would be the only one considered.
What is Burger King?
Billions of people head to KFC an hour before their holiday parties each year to snag this side dish because, “no one has to know!”
What is mashed potatoes and gravy?
It's not Christmas until, 102 of these corn husk wrapped bundles of joy are delivered to the office.
What is Tamales?
Well, in Whoville they say – that the Grinch's small heart grew ___ sizes that day. Also, the office of Lake Flato lives on this numerical street.
What is 3?
Children throw Major fits if Santa decides to leave lumps of this bearded Marylander under the tree.
What is Coal?
On average, Grace B. goes back for seconds of her favorite casserole this many times.
What is 444-4444 times?
Trillions of children each year feed this side dish to the dog under the table because it’s green, usually contains mushrooms, and was probably prepared 4-6 business days before thanksgiving.
What is green bean casserole?
This many performers have been caught lip syncing during his/her performance at the Thanksgiving Day Parade.
What is all of them?
All this woman wants for Christmas is to not have to send a reminder for this simple task every Monday at 1pm.
What is your time sheet?
STEVEN is making that disgusting side dish we talked about earlier. He only considers one cream of mushroom soup brand and one cream of mushroom soup brand only.
What is Campbell?
Out of the 42 "Dan's" in the office, this Dan most likely signed up for a 5 am Turkey Trot the morning of Thanksgiving
Who is Dan Lazarine?
Last year, a bajillion moderately healthy adults were surveyed and 100% could not tell the difference between these two orange pies.
What is sweet potato pie and pumpkin pie?
David Ericsson runs 7.95 miles on a normal Thursday. The Macy's Parade is 1/3 of his route. This holiday route spans -
What is 2.65 miles?
These two sisters starred in this 1954 musical that shares the same name as a classic holiday song.
What is White Christmas?
SAM is trying to decide between different potato varieties to use in her homemade mashed potatoes. After much internal conflict, she decides on this classic potato.
What is Rusek?
If the office basement were to flood not one, but two times, this is who we would be most thankful for.
Who is Steve, Gwen, Cam, and Scott?