Listener Limerick Challenge
Unemployment continues to grow
More folks won’t have enough dough
With benefits ending
There won't be much spending
And more families will end up on skid _________
What is ROW?
After Alaska, Texas and California the 4th largest state by land area
What is Montana?
Flamboyant golfer TV series set in a tropical paradise
What is John Daly Fantasy Island?
Harvard dropout whose net worth is estimated to be $70 billion
Who is Mark Zuckerberg?
Late night host opener
What is a Monologue?
Trump does not like to be styled
And Michigan got him quite riled
But while touring the plant
His mask wearing was scant
That is because he is a petulant _______"
What is CHILD?
After BU, Northeastern and Harvard the 4th ranked college in the Boston area ranked by enrollment
What is UMass Boston?
Toe Fungus Friction-reducing spheres
What are Athlete’s Foot Ball bearings?
Curvy plastic icon that debuted in 1959
Who is Barbie?
A house of worship
What is a Synagogue?
Trump continues to show us his measure
At the Ford Plant doesn't give the press pleasure
He refuses the task
Of wearing a mask
This president's really a ___________
What is TREASURE?
After Boston, Worcester and Springfield the 4th most populous city in Massachusetts
What is Cambridge?
Hourly rate children’s nursery rhyme
What is Wage Ring around the Rosie
Twelve-time academy award winner who married his ex-wife's adopted daughter
Who is Woody Allen?
The opposite of digital
What is analog?
Pompeo thinks he is a heavyweight
While playing his role as chief of state
His staff finds it demeaning
To get his dry cleaning
So now the IG must __________
What is INVESTIGATE?
After China, India and the United States the 4th most populous country
What is Indonesia?
Locale for US Military Academy social distancing
What is West Point Spread it out?
Musical group whose music forms the basis for popular Broadway shows and movies set in the Greek Isles
Who is ABBA?
It comes after "The End'
What is an Epilogue?
While I like limericks that have spin
I just don't know where to begin
And though try as I might
I just can't get it right
Nothing rhymes with _______________
What is hydroxychloroquine?
After Bulldogs, Eagles and Tigers the 4th most common Div 1 college mascot
What are Wildcats or Bears (tie).
80's Chinese Premier early video game
What is Deng Xiaoping pong?
Poet whose poetry forms the basis for a popular Broadway show and an unpopular movie set in in a junkyard
Who is TS Eliot?
A political leader who tries to influence people by making emotional speeches
What is a Demagogue?