Minecraft Speedrunning
This is the last thing needed to complete a normal speedrun.
Enter the exit portal
Hot night, wind was blowin'
Where you think you're going, baby?
Call me Maybe - Carly Rae Jepsen
In summer, this is played on a field, but in winter, teams suit up to play on the rink.
Ice Hockey
On this bright and sunny Sunday (not fact checked), Sam was born into the world.
September 24, 2000
This political Twitter legend went out with the best possible class ('19 if not obvious).
Steven Perez
Minecraft version 1.16 introduced this new feature, which altered speedrunning so much, there is now a separate category for runs completed in versions since.
Piglin Bartering
Sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead
Someone like you - Adele
This team sport, played on ice, has two teams take it in turns to slide stones made of granite towards a target.
Curling
Supersonic Acrobatic Rocket Powered Battle Cars is the prequel to Sam's favorite videogame, this soccer based game.
Rocket League
This green legend might not mark off full points for a small, happy little accident.
Kevin Joyce
Only one runner has completed a 1.16+ Any% Glitchless random seed verified run in less than 10 minutes. How fast was this run? Within 5 seconds
9 minutes and 8 seconds (Cube1337x) or 9 minutes and 36 seconds (Brentilda)
Kiss me under the light of a thousand stars
Thinking Out Loud - Ed Sheeran
Held on a 400m oval on ice, these races are held as time trials with competitors starting in pairs.
Speed Skating
Sam's gamer tag is based off of this inspiring graphing calculator.
TI_Nspire_CX_CAS
This legend was a Key part of many school functions, including certain 2 letter tests.
Cathy Kuwamoto
Outside of all Any% runs, this is the only other category that has its own tab on speedrun.com, though it is technically two tabs, due to a name change.
All Advancements/Achievments
It seems to me that when I die
These words will be written on my stone
Story of My Life - One Dirrection
Competitors aim to achieve the farthest jump after sliding down a specially designed curved ramp in this high flying sport.
Ski Jump
Sam's first musical I did was in 7th grade, it was a rhyming show where colorful costumes were made.
Seussical the Musical
This singing legend wowed the school with his knowledge of various animal movements.
Tory Christensen
In order to submit a run for 1.16 Any% Glitchless that is less than this time, you must also submit world files and evidence of past attempts.
One day you'll leave this world behind
So live a life you will remember
The Nights - Avicii
This is a discipline which combines both cross-country skiing and target rifle shooting events.
Biathlon
In senior year, Sam was elected to this computer based position in National Honor Society.
Web Master
This (anti) legend still has his record, but is heavily rumored to have had a short stint in adult film.
Darren Crow