What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
The Future
Charlie Chaplin takes off his hat, starts a war, and commits atrocities in Europe
WWII
You can't see him
John Cena
Noseless guy has an unhealthy obsession with a teenage boy
Harry Potter
A bunch of teenagers play Fortnite in real life for the sake of entertainment
The Hunger Games
What question can you never answer yes to?
Are you asleep yet?
An entire colony wants to commit tax fraud
The Revolutionary War
Pursed his lips and clapped in every one of the Oscars until 2016
Leonardo DiCaprio
"Movie of the Year" - Mafia movie where John Travolta is in search a Rotten Tomatoes rating above 0%
Gotti
A man fakes insanity in an unsuccessful effort to solve his family problems
Hamlet
I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with wind. What am I?
An echo
A country gets mad because people from another country kill a famous guy
WWI
Man who runs at 20 miles an hour to swat a ball away before it goes into a hole
Lebron James
Lord of the Rings
After refusing to act as a wing-man, a scientist finds his family at the mercy of a serial killer
Frankenstein
I am taken from a mine, and shut up in a wooden case, from which I am never released, and yet I am used by almost everybody. What am I?
Pencil Lead
Two neighbors get into a brawl and end up feuding with each other long after
The Korean War
Poof! Everyone cares about Alaska now
Sarah Palin
Man and monkey slap each other for way too long
Night at the Museum
A real-estate agent and his wife consult professional help in their fear of close contact with a dead body
Dracula
There are three playing cards in a row. There is a two to the right of a king. A diamond will be found to the left of a spade. An ace is to the left of a heart. A heart is to the left of a spade. Now, identify all three cards.
Ace of Diamonds, King of Hearts, Two of Spades
Peeing in bushes is no longer safe
Vietnam War
Rob Gronkowski
Paranoid billionaire afraid of immigrant
Batman vs. Superman
A man shoots his best friend after promising to buy him a rabbit
Of Mice and Men