Mr. A is So Insecure He Made an Entire Category about Himself
Greatest football team in NFL league history...
Green Bay Packers
"Could I BE any more dead?"
This actor played Chandler on Friends, and although he achieved years of clean time, he went back out and unfortunately stayed out : /
Matthew Perry
(0 Years)
"We done many people great harm, but most of all, we harmed ourselves.."
From "Why Are We Here" = Narcotics Anonymous
Hi it's me, I'm the lobe located on the back of your head, what's my name? No not what's my function, I'm asking what's my name, damnit..
The Occipital Lobe
Although originally a gift for his girlfriend at the time to keep her company while he was expecting to go to prison, this animal would go on to choose Mr. A over her/will only sleep on his motorcycle jacket..
A Cat
This stunt-comedy star just celebrated his 16th sober birthday. Pretty good, for a Jackass...
Steve-O
People who are constitutionally incapable of being honest with themselves...
From Chapter 5: How it Works = Alcoholics Anonymous
Hi it's me, Dopamine; I'm a chemical that get's released by neurons. My sister Serotonin is also a chemical that get's released by neurons. Our uncles Endorphins and Enkephlins do the same thing we do.
What is our technical name..
Neurotransmitters
While shamelessly wearing his jersey to group, Mr. A and Mr. Keene were having a debate about whether this football Hall of Famer aka the "Minister of Defense," died on Thanksgiving or Christmas..
Reggie White (RIP)
While accepting an award, Brad Pitt honored this fellow actor of "Wedding Crashers" and "The Hangover" fame by pointing to him and saying, "I got sober because of this guy.."
Bradley Cooper
(19 Years)
Daily Reflections...
A book of daily readings from Alcoholics Anonymous.
(Just for Today is the Narcotics Anonymous equivalent)
Boo!
I'm known as the fear center of the brain. I also do that whole fight or flight thing too..
The amygdala
Mr. A lost this organ the night he had his last drink...
Spleen
Harry Potter? More like Hairy Chugger..
Daniel Radcliffe
(13 Years)
13th Stepping...
BOTH: It's where someone who's been in the program a while preys on a newcomer
There's 1, 2, 3, 4 lobes of the brain. My fancy name is the somatosensory cortex: Which lobe am I?
The Parietal Lobe
Mr A. references going back to get his degree from UCSD after destroying his brain to illustrate the fact "If I can do it, you can definitely do it-"
What's their mascot? Will also accept a description of their logo.
UC San Diego Tritons
(and/or an acceptable description of a trident).
I was in ET as a little girl...
Drew Barrymore
(5 Years)
I make promises...
4 to be exact = Alcoholics Anonymous
I'm responsible for involuntary vital functioning (Heart rate, respiration, homeostasis)
The Medulla Oblongata