This is America
This document contains the first 10 Amendments to the Declaration of Independence
What are the Bill of Rights?
If you hear hear thunder and or see lightning, you should do this immediately
What is go inside?
To save money, collect these from newspapers and newsletters and use them to cut costs while shopping
What are coupons?
Making large dinners and saving these afterwards provides you with an expense free lunch the following day.
What are leftovers?
“Is Mayonnaise and instrument?”
Who is Patrick Star?
The three branches of government are
What are judicial, legislative, and executive?
In the event of a tornado, you should avoid hiding near windows, and should go to this level of ground
What is underground/lower ground?
Don’t forget! Make one of these before shopping so you only have to make one trip to the store
What is a list?
Go to your local bank, and you will need this amount of money to open a checking and savings account.
What is $200?
“Horseradish is not an instrument either”
Who is Squidward Tentacles?
This government position is also referred to as your “Commander in Chief”
What is the President of the United States?
These appendages are most likely to be frostbitten first in temperatures below freezing.
What are fingers and toes?
Avoid buying these foods, and instead buy generic brand items to save money
What is name brand?
Purchasing these when the market is down will ultimately benefit you once the market rises again. Just make sure to watch for the crash!
What are stocks?
“Don’t worry Cap’n, we’ll just buff out those scratches.”
Who is SpongeBob SquarePants?
According to this amendment, you are protected from unlawful search and seizure
What is the 4th amendment?
During a power outage, turn off and disconnect these items to avoid damage caused by power surges
What are electrical appliances?
It is highly advised to never go shopping with one of these, or you’ll spend money on items you don’t need
What is an empty stomach?
These generally have a higher interest rate than federal student loans.
What are private student loans?
“You smell that? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells… Smelly. Anchovies."
Who is Eugene H. Krabs?
National Election Day takes place on this day every year? (Not a date)
What is the Second Tuesday of November?
According to the website ready.gov as little as this much moving flood water is capable of sweeping your vehicle away
What is one foot?
Always buy items in this large quantity that you know have a long shelf life or you will consume quickly
What is bulk?
This type of interest rate is unchanging, usually on a mortgage or loan
What is Fixed Interest?
“I went to college!”
Who is plankton?