J is for Jesus
“They All Died”
“Sticks and Stones, and Other Weapons”
Flee Textual Sin
Christianese Translations
100

This city, known as the capital of Israel, was where Jesus was crucified and resurrected.

What is Jerusalem?

100

This man built gallows to hang Jews upon but ended up being executed on them himself.

Who is Haman?

100

This weapon is said in scripture to cut deeper than any two-edged sword, and doesn't require a license to carry.

What is the tongue?

100

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Adam and Eve and the Forbidden Fruit

100

“I’m trying to sound spiritual about this, but I'm almost definitely not going to do what you're asking me to do”

What is "I'll pray about it"

200

This baby leapt in his mother’s womb when Mary arrived, maybe because he thought she was bringing him some locusts and honey to eat?

Who is John the Baptist?

200

After being told by God not to look back at a burning city, this woman did—and turned into a pillar of salt.

Who is Lot's Wife?

200

In one of Scripture’s quieter battlefield moments, a woman turned hospitality into a trap, delivering a fatal blow while her enemy slept—without ever lifting a sword. But what ordinary camping tool did she wield?

What is a tent peg?

200

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David and Bathsheba
200

"No one wants to date me"

What is "I feel like I'm just in a season where I need to focus on God"
300

This sacred event, commanded every 50 years in the Old Testament, freed slaves, forgave debts, and restored land.

What is Jubilee?

300

This Bible character was chilling under a tree when a woman dropped a millstone on his head from a tower—he then begged his armor-bearer to kill him so no one would say a woman did it.

Who is King Abimelech?

300

This unlikely weapon was used by Samson to strike down 1,000 Philistines—though most people, wouldn't call this poor creature's appendage a weapon at all!

What is a Donkey's Jawbone?
300

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Jesus feeds the 5000

300

“I’m not gossiping… but I am.”

What is "I just wanted to share a prayer request”?

400

a Phoenician royal in scripture whose identity and name have come to signify a power-hungry, violent, and whorish woman

Who is Jezebel?

400

This young died after falling asleep and falling out of a window during one of Paul’s long sermons—but don’t worry, Paul prayed and he got better.

Who is Eutycheus?
400

Man, these judges and their unorthodox weapons! This everyday ancient Israelite farming tool became a weapon in the hands of Shamgar who used it to kill 600 Philistines.

What is an oxgoad?

400

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Peter Cuts off the Ear of Jesus Assailant
400

“I forgot to prepare.”

What is “I’m just going to let the Spirit lead”?

500

While some call this disciple Thaddeus, his real first name certainly starts with a J... but he probably changed it so he didn't get associated with the other disciple everyone hates.

Who is Jude? (Judas Thaddeus)

500

This king was so fat that when he was stabbed, the sword disappeared into his belly and couldn’t be pulled out.

Who is King Eglon?
500

To ruin his enemies’ harvest, this judge turned used a strange tactic to bring about his scorched-earth strategy— combining fire and fur in an unforgettable act of revenge. What did Samson use to burn down the Philistines crop fields?

What are Foxes with their Tails on Fire?
500

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The Book of Revelation

500

“This person hurt me, but I’m not ready to deal with it directly.”

What is “I’m giving it over to the Lord”?

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