I have had my birthmark since _____
What is birth?
He's just Ken
Who is Ryan Gosling?
How many schools have I attended?
What is 6?
I have this many siblings
What is 3?
My middle name
What is Francesca?
Large red birthmarks are commonly called ______
What is a port wine stain?
This calm aquatic cartoon character and weiner dog father was my first crush as a small child.
Who is Oswald the Octopus?
I failed this class all 4 quarters of 8th grade and missed my semiformal that year as a consequence. However, I did not stay back because I was in an accelerated course for the general subject.
What is Algebra?
My oldest brother's name.
What is Dean
I have this many nieces and nephews
What is 3? 1 niece and two nephews.
I have a birthmark on my eye, calf and ______
"What is armpit?"
Portrayed by Matthew Gray Gubler, the probably autistic genius special agent in Criminal Minds. Was only referred to as "Lily's Husband" by my parents.
Who is Dr Spencer Reid?
My original college major/focus before I switched to criminal justice on a whim at summer orientation
What is biology with a focus in education?
My sister Holley is this many years older than me.
What is 2?
The names of two of my beloved monkey items, my baby blanket and childhood plush
What is monkey blanket and sock monkey?
The scientific name for my birth mark would be a congenital melanocytic ______. The last word sounding similar to the name of creator of the tv show catfish.
What is nevus?
The evil baddie fish in shark tale awoke something in me as a child. My first guinea pig coincidentally had the same name.
Who is Lola?
Despite despising reading and faking all of my reading logs, I was reading at this level in the 5th grade.
What is an 8th grade reading level?
My brother John's highest level of education.
What is eighth grade?
I tore this ligament in my knee, as well as spraining my meniscus, chipping the end of my tibia and bruising it after dislocating my patella stepping on a half buried pipe in the backyard of a frat house.
What is the MPFL (medial patellofemoral ligament)?
The type birthmark around my eye has a special name, the first word describing some lip on lip action.
What is a kissing nevus?
Currently a part of Smosh, known for being loud and italian. I have a picture of her on my desk at work.
Who is Angela Giarratana?
I was studying criminal justice with the goal of working this job.
What is Youth Detention Specialist?
I technically have a stepsister. I disowned her after she posted herself on facebook doing this.
What is drinking while pregnant?
I was studying criminal justice with the goal of working this job.