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The nose got mad at the finger and said...
"Stop picking on me!"
Sarah arrived in a town on Friday. She stayed for 2 days and left on Friday. How is this possible?
Her horse's name was Friday.
In Minnesota, it is illegal to tease what type of animal?
Skunks
What was Walt Disney afraid of?
Dogs, mice or ducks?
Mice
Which Tasmanian marsupial is known for its temper?
Tasmanian Devil
The skeleton could not go to the dance because...
The skeleton had no-BODY to go with.
It is so fragile that saying it's name breaks it.
Silence
In Texas, it’s illegal to swear in front of what?
A corpse
Barbra Streisand, Marilyn Monroe and actor Sir Lawrence Olivier had a fear of what?
Water, heights or public speaking
Public Speaking
What is the dot above an "i" called?
Tittle
It has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
The egg would roll in this direction when a rooster sitting on a top of a barn lays an egg.
You silly, how can a rooster lay an egg?
In St. Louis, Missouri, it’s illegal for a firefighter to rescue who?
Undressed women (even if they are wearing a nightgown).
Jennifer Aniston, John Madden and Cher all have a fear of what?
Heights, flying, tight places
Flying
Who sang about being an “eggman” and a “walrus?"
The Beatles
What do you get when you multiply all the numbers on a calculator?
Zero (Any number multiplied by zero is zero.)
A room that has no doors.
A mushroom
In California, you can’t legally buy a mousetrap without having what?
A hunting license
Gustave Eiffel, Woody Allen and Sheryl are allegedly afraid of what?
Heights
What was banned in Indonesia for “stimulating passion?”
Hula hoops
Everyone has it but no one can lose it.
A shadow.
It flies but can't walk.
Time
It is illegal to do what in the French vineyards?
Land a flying saucer
Who is afraid of sharks?
Michael Phelps, Carmen Elektra or Christina Ricci
Christina Ricci
What was Hugh Hefner’s jet plane named?
Big Bunny