Bad Dad Jokes
Origins
Lotsa Pasta!
That's My Sister!
Surprise Me!
Dr. Seuss
Sweets!!!
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This is why dads take an extra pair of socks to the golf course
What is... Because he might get a "hole-in-one"!
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The croissant was created in 1839 in this Foreign city
What is Paris! (The croissant was invented by an Austrian man, August Zang, who owned a Viennese bakery in Paris.)
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Farfalle is a "manly" pasta that resembles this shape
What is Bow tie!
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This is Ann Lander's identical twin sister, who was also a famous self-help columnist
Who is Dear Abby! Abigail Van Buren was born Pauline Esther Friedman, and her twin sister was born Esther Pauline Friedman. Abby was known as Popo, and her sister was Eppie (a nickname from E.P.).
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This "Men In Black" star earned his "Prince" nickname in school due to his "charming" manner
Who is Will Smith!
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This is the town the Grinch visits in the book "How the Grinch Stole Christmas"
What is Who-ville!
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This color replaced the tan M-n-M's in 1995
What is Blue!
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April Showers bring May flowers, This is what May flowers bring
Who are the Pilgrims!
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In 1971, while having breakfast with his wife, this inventor saw the grooves and patterns created by his waffle iron and thought instantly that they would be an excellent mold for this brand of running shoe
What is Nike! (co-founder, Bill Bowerman)
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This pasta shares a name with a type of bottle opener
What is cork screw (or fusilli!)
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This is Warren Beatty's sister who played Weezer in Steel Magnolias
Who is Shirley Maclaine!
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This British river, that flows through London, is also known as the Isis as it flows through Oxford
What is the Thames
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This is how many children Dr. Seuss had in real life
What is zero!
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This candy is a real jewel!
What is a ring pop!
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This is what Baby Corn asked Mama Corn
What is... Where is Pop Corn!
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This 1800's invention was first made from natural ingredients of a tree... This question might be a little sticky, I mean tricky! LOL
What is chewing gum! The man-made variety of chewing gum that we know today was created by Thomas Adams during the 1800s
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This pasta is filled with a ricotta blend and baked in a marinara sauce
What is Manicotti!
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This is "Easy Rider" Pete's sister, who had a full collection of workout videos
Who is Jane Fonda!
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During the 1960 presidential campaign, this Texas woman was called the Democrats' "secret weapon"
Who is Lady Bird Johnson!
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Dr. Seuss's first book was rejected this many times... Within 3
What is 27 times! Dr Seuss's first children's book was 'And to Think That I Saw it on Mulberry Street' was published in 1937.
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The 4 original lifesaver flavors were... orange, lemon, lime and ______
What is grape!
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This is where you learn to make banana splits
What is Sundae School!
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This lumberjack's tool was first invented for use on the human body
What is a chainsaw! The worlds first chainsaw came into being in 1830 and was the brainchild of Bernhard Heine, a German orthopaedist. Heine's chainsaw, was developed for use on the human body.
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This pasta resembles a wheel but is only the size of a quarter
What is Rotelle!
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John and his actress sister both played their early roles in "Sixteen Candles"
Who is Joan Cusack!
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In this 1983 musical Barbra Streisand disguises herself as a boy to study the Talmud
What is Yentl
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This was Dr. Seuss's last book published before his death in 1991, but was also his most rapid selling book
What is "Oh, The Places You'll GO"
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This is in the center of a Ferrero Rocher candy
What is a whole hazelnut!
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This is where boats go when they're sick
What is the Boat Doc!
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This is the century that the first vending machine was invented
What is the first century AD! We owe the invention of the vending machine to Hero of Alexandria, a greek mathematician and engineer living in the first century AD.
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This German pasta is served as a side dish
What is Spaetzle!
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This "Arrested Development" actor's sister played Mallory on Family Ties
Who is Justine Bateman!
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This is the element used to fuel reactors -- its atomic number is 94, and was also used in Back to the Future!
What is Pu (Plutonium)
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This was Dr. Seuss's Best selling book of all time
What is Green Eggs & Ham
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"There is no wrong way to eat a...".
What is a Reese's!
