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Juliet asks "What's in a name?" while talking about this flower that would smell just as sweet by any other name.

What is a rose?

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He calls the fouls at the cooks' basketball game

What is a chef ref?

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Krusty's old sidekick framed Krusty for robbery at the Kwik-e-mart, almost murdered Bart, Rigged and election, and moved to Italy to start a family.

Who is Sideshow Bob?

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In season 23, a distraught Colton Underwood famously launched himself over one of these barriers to escape producers in Portugal after being dumped.

What is a fence?

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This European empire is said to have fallen in 476AD but continued on with a different name.

What is the Roman Empire?

800

Moth, Cobweb, Mustardseed, and Peaseblossom are the names of these mystical beings serving in A Midsummer Night's Dream.

What is a fairy?

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A scratcher game where you might win earthenware ceramics

What is a pottery lottery?

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This awkward 2nd grader who has a crush on Lisa. He's also the son of the chief of police.

Who is Ralph Wiggum?

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Broadcaster Jesse Palmer, who took over as the permanent host of the franchise in 2022, previously played this position in the NFL.

What is quarterback?

800

His death in 2016 is believed to have shifted us into the "darkest timeline".

Who is Harambe?

1200

King Henry V rouses his troops using a famous "band of brothers" speech right before this historic 1415 battle.

What is the Battle of Agincourt?

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*An exhaustive history of an ocular device for a single eye*

What is a monocle chronicle?

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Marge's two sisters smoke, make bad jokes, and "work" at the DMV.

Who are Patty and Selma?

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*In season 11, Brad Womack made franchise history by choosing this shocking option at the final rose ceremony.*

What is/who nobody?

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Why is the pizza box _____, the pizza _____, and the slices ______?

What are square, round, and triangles?

1600

The title character of this tragedy is the Moorish governor of Cyprus, where most of the play's action is set.

Who is Othello?

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Fealty to the monarch

What is loyalty royalty?

1600

Uh- _________ at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen?

What is Aurora Borealis?

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Season 24 winner Hannah Ann Sluss got an early edge on Peter Weber's season by presenting him with a miniature model of this vehicle type, matching his real-life day job.

What is an airplane?

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This planet in our solar system has a longer day than its year.

What is Venus?

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In The Merchant of Venice, this character demands a strict "pound of flesh" payment for an unreturned debt.

Who is Shylock?

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You've reached this, the utmost point of distrusting the motives of mankind

What is cynical pinnacle?

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This mysterious Springfield Town Hall attendee, who suggested reinvesting nuclear plant fines back into the plant, claimed to come from "someplace far away."

Who is Mr.Snrub?

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During a 2010 sit-down with Chris Harrison, Jake Pavelka and this blonde villain had the messiest, most explosive televised breakup in the show’s history.

Who is Vienna Girardi?

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Sharks have been swimming in Earth's oceans for about 400 million years, making them older than these plants.

What are Trees?

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