Take it easy!
May Chomsky be with you!
Taylor's version
Thank u next!
Even if you are not ready for the day, it cannot always be night
100

I'm the feature that aspirated sounds have.

Spread glottis

100

Chomsky is cute but low vowels and pharyngeal/glottal consonants are 

+low 

100

Laryngeals without the glottal stop: 'Cause there we are again on that little larynx
You almost ran the red 'cause you were lookin' over at me
Wind in my hair, I was there
I remember it all too well

-consonantal

+spread glottis

+continuant

100

One taught me +consonantal
One taught me +sonorant
And one taught me +contuniant
Now, I'm so amazing

liquids

100

p → f

[+cont,+strid]

200

How I wish, how I wish you were a_____

We were the only [l] sounds swimming in a fishbowl 

Lateral

200

Hey, I just met you! 

This is crazy

But here is my place of articulation (postalveolars)

So, call all my features maybe?

+coronal, -anterior, + distributed

200

And maybe we got lost in sonority scale
Maybe I asked for too much
But maybe this thing was a masterpiece 'til you're the only one +syllabic

Vowels

200

I know they say I have higher amplitude
than neighboring sounds

+syllabic

200

t → ŋ

[+voice,+nasal,+son,+hi,+back,-cor,-ant]

300

Automatic, supersonic, hypnotic, funky fresh Glottalised, ejective, and implosive sounds are _____

Constricted glottis

300

Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion said "that lil' dangly thing that swing in the back of my throat." What are the features for sounds that have uvular place of articulation?

+dorsal, +back, -high

300

We were both round when I first saw you
I close my eyes and the flashback starts
I'm standin' there
On an articulatory airwave



u  ʊ  o  ɔ y œ


300


You like my hair? Gee, thanks, just bought it (all the + features)

+consonantal

+dorsal

+back

+voice


300

o → w

[+hi,-syl]

400

Vowels, liquids, and fricatives are ____ but plosives and nasals are ___

+continuant , -continuant 
400

I got my peaches out in Georgia

Stop! 

+consonantal

-sonorant

-continuant

400

Romeo, take me somewhere we can be alone
I'll be +high -low, all there's left to do is +tense
You'll be the prince and I'll be the -round
It's a love story, baby, just say, ___

i

400

Thank you neXt

(all + features)

+consonantal

+dorsal

+high

+back

+voice

+continuant

400

k → s

[+ant,-cor,-back,-hi,(+strid,)+cont]

500

If Ryan Gosling is the blade runner, we are the sounds produced with the blade of the tongue. 

+coronal

500

Well, good for you, you look happy and healthy, you seem relax like all my lax vowels

- consonantal

-ATR

500

I knew you were trouble when you delayed release 

Affricates

500
Palatals are ____

dorsal, -back, +high and coronal

500

t → s / __i


[p t k h v d s r l m n j i y e ø a o u]

[+cor, -voice] → [+cont] / __ [+syl,+high,-round]


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