Teachers
Mr. MARTIN
She frequently declares that “It’s a great day for Latin!”
MAGISTRA SONGER
Dr. Colvin spent more than $3000 on vet bills to save the life of this fat animal.
TUALHA
“To be, or not to be: that is the question.”
HAMLET
This unforgiveable curse kills people in Harry Potter.
AVEDA KEDAVRA
According to Tiff Smith, this teacher is only 2 years from retirement.
Mr. REINI
Peyton Louise was delighted to discover that Mr. Colvin’s house number (4114) is one of these.
a CHIASM
This Scottish/Hobbit terrier has his own instagram account.
PIPPIN (Finches’ dog)
“Friends, Romans, countrymen! Lend me your ears!”
JULIUS CAESAR
Merry tells Pippin that he’s not sure Aragorn knows about this meal.
SECOND BREAKFAST
Mr. Colvin claims that these are tools for thinking.
MEMES
This Latin author constantly talks about himself in the 3rd person, and credits himself with brilliant strategy that always saves the day.
JULIUS CAESAR
This pinniped, Odobenus rosmarus, breathes fire.
WALRUS
“Beware, my lord, of jealousy. It is the green-eyed monster that doth mock the meat it feeds on.”
OTHELLO
Han Solo’s words on encountering any new situation.
“I’VE GOT A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS”
It’s not a class with this teacher unless there are Harry Potter allusions and dating advice.
Mrs. Crawford
Magistra Coll is fond of eating these, Latin for cookies.
CRUSTULA
This Quaker parrot can be heard whenever Tabitha Lyons is on the mic.
PEEPICHEEK
“But soft! What light from yonder window breaks? It is the East, and ______ is the sun!”
ROMEO AND JULIET
It’s Westley’s way of telling Buttercup that he loves her in The Princess Bride.
“AS YOU WISH”
She congratulates students using a “high V”
Magistra HENSLEY
These sanitation workers are guilty of making distracting noises when Jadon is on the mic.
TRASH PEOPLE
This creature is “soaring through the stars” and “delivering rainbows all around the world.”
SPACE UNICORN
“We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne’er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition…”
HENRY V
DAILY DOUBLE
When Crassus is demanding that Spartacus give himself up, various soldiers from his army stand up and say this.