Head
Heels
What is "head over heels"?
It is full of keys but cannot unlock doors
What is a piano?
A synonym for child or a baby goat
What is a kid?
Have you seen they're outfits?
What is "Have you seen t h e i r outfits"?
This month has 28 days
What is all the months?
Aged Aged Aged
What is "middle aged"?
It has to be broken before you use it
What is an egg?
What is a ring?
I went to the store and buy some milk
What is "I went to the store and bought some milk"?
It has holes but can still hold water
What is a sponge?
CH(made)INA
What is "Made in China"?
It has a face and two hands, but no arms and legs
What is a clock?
A stone or a genre of music
What is rock?
I don't want nothing
What is "I don't want anything"?
What goes up but never comes down?
Your age
X QQQQ me
What gets wet while drying?
A towel!
Coiled metal or a season of the year
What is spring?
Matt like fish
What is "Matt likes fish?"
It is lighter than a feather but you cannot hold me for more than 5 minutes
What is your breath?
FAREDCE
Red in the face
It belongs to you but is used more by others
What is your name?
On the trunk of a tree and from the mouth of a dog
Bark
We bringed him home
We brought him home
What appears once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?