Jokes & Riddles
Why did the soccer ball quit?
This brother of Moses spoke for him since he had a speaking problem
Aaron
This container served as a boat for Moses
A Basket
What was Zaccheus profession?
Tax Collector
What do you call a pig that does karate?
Pork Chop
When GOD first spoke to Moses, HE told him to take off these
Sandals
God first spoke to Moses from this:
The burning bush.
Who baptized Jesus?
John the Baptist
Where did Samson's strength lie?
In his hair.
It is the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space. It is the start of every place. What is it?
It is the letter "E".
What did the Israelites had to do to prevent the angel of death from entering their houses?
They put lamb's blood on their doorpost
What happened as a result of Pharoah's unwilliness to release the Israelites?
God sent ten plagues
Who was the brother of Mary and Martha, that was raised from the dead?
Lazarus
What is a parable?
An earthly story with a heavenly meaning
A cowboy rides into town on Friday. He stays three days, then rides out of town on Friday. How is that possible?
The horse name is Friday
The Hebrews had been slaves in Egypt for this long.
400 years
God told Moses that this is HIS name.
" I AM who I AM"
How many years of famine did Joseph prophesy for Egypt?
Seven Years
What animal did Noah sent out to see if the land was dry?
A Dove
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment but never in a thousand years?
The Letter "M"
God's laws on tablets
Commandments
The Angel of death did this to the Jewish homes?
Passover
Who commanded the sun and moon to stay still?
Joshua
Which book in the bible tells of the descent of the Holy Spirit upon the people gathered in the Upper Room?
The book of ACTS