Who said what ?
Who said , " Am I my brother's keeper?" and to whom?
Cain to God (Genesis 4:9)
Who was the oldest of Jacob's son?
Reuben
Why did the banana went to the doctor?
What is the most common household item couples argue about?
The TV remote
Who said, " Let my people go!" and to whom?
Moses to Pharaoh ( Exodus 5:1)
What day did God create man?
Sixth day
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two tired!
What do leaves say when they drop from the tree?
Leaf me alone!
Who said, " Speak, LORD, for your servant is listening", and to whom?
Samuel to God (1 Samuel 3:10)
How many Beatitudes are there in Matthew 5?
8
What is the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Live stream!
I can be long or short; I can be grown or bought; I can be painted or left bare. What Am i?
Nails
Who said, "Here am I, send me" and to whom?
Isaiah to GOD (Isaiah 6:8)
Who wrote the Acts of the Apostles?
Luke
What get's sharper the more you use it?
Your brain
I am often served but never eaten . What am i?
Tennis ball
Who said, " The LORD gave, and the LORD has taken away away; blessed be the name of the LORD" and to whom?
Job to his wife (Job 1:21)
How many spies did Moses sent into Canaan?
12 spies
I am white when i am dirty and black when I am clean. What am I?
Blackboard.
Footsteps