Classist Overtones
Horsing Around
What's in a name?
Analphabetapolothology
We Bought a Zou
100

Languages such as Russian, German, and Latin have these three noun classes--one more than related Spanish and French. 

What are Masculine, Feminine, and Neuter?

100

caballo

What is Spanish?

100

This name of Hebrew origin begs a question it happens to rhyme withː "Who is like El (God)?"

What is Michael?

100

Sometimes one letter just isn't enoughǃ Examples of this include 'sch' or 'tch' in English, 'gli' in Italian, and 'dzs' in Hungarian. 

What is a trigraph?

100

The three current (24/25) LLC officers.

Who are Jordan C, Jordan M, and Fisher?

200

English historically had three noun classes. Today these are effectively only preserved in this part of speech.

What are pronouns (he/she/it)?

200

pferd

What is German?

200

This name, borrowed from Gaelic, ultimately derives from the same Hebrew word as John. 

What is Sean?

200

As opposed to Phonetic.

What is Orthographic?

200

Mizzou was founded this year, making it the first public university west of the Mississippi.

What is 1839?

300

MU students are likely familiar with this language family famous for its highly complex noun class system--often involving upwards of 15 distinct genders. 

What is Bantu?

300

aśva; अश्व

What is Sanskrit?

300

This name of Hebrew origin means 'to flow down' or 'descend'. A fitting title, given its watery namesake. 

What is Jordan?

300

Modern printings of Old English texts maintain the letters thorn (þ) and eth (ð), but they generally replace this letter with its modern equivalent to prevent confusion. 

What is Wynn (ƿ)?

Preventing confusion between p, þ, and ƿ

300

Four of the colleges at Mizzou.

What are: A&S, CAFNR, Business, Law, Engineering, Education, Health Sciences, Honors, Journalism, Medicine, Nursing, Veterinary Medicine?

400

This term, which has been adapted to many other contexts outside of Linguistics, is often considered synonymous with noun class, though some linguistics draw a distinction. 

What is gender?

400

farasi

What is Swahili?

400
A famous Missouri author must have been a fan of this name of English origin, meaning woodworker. 

What is Sawyer?

400

The name of this writing system found on the Indian subcontinent translates (roughly) to "City of the gods."

What is Devanagari; देवनागरी? 

[Deva (god) + nāgarī (city, urban)]

400

The size of Mizzou's student body (closest gets it).

What is 31,543?

500

The bold title of George Lakoff's semi-famous text exploring how grammatical categories affect cognition was inspired by the feminine noun class of Dyirbal. 

What is 'Women, Fire, and Dangerous Things'?

500

kabayo

What is Tagalog/Filipino?

500

This name derives from the Old-Norse word for 'gardener', though you may associate it more with Low Places. 

What is Garth?

500

Two of the three Japanese writing systems.

What are Kanji, Katakana, and Hiragana?

500

The first president of Mizzou's LLC.

Who is Chaeli?

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