Upper year student in charge of an LLC.
What is a Program Facilitator (PF)?
Big, hollow, red circle on a white background: scariest notification to receive.
What is Quercus?
Centre on campus named after Principal Alexandra Gillespie’s namesake.
What is the Robert Gillespie Academic Skills Centre (RGASC)?
This hands-on experience lets you test-drive your career before graduation — no driver’s license required.
What is an internship?
Double points for “UTMCIP” OR “Academic (for credit) Internship”.
An indigenous nation acknowledged in the university’s land acknowledgement.
What is Huron-Wendat OR Mississaugas of the Credit OR Seneca?
The first LLC event this semester.
What is the LLC Kick-off?
Forgery, Plagiarism, Unauthorised Aid, Impersonation, Resubmitting Work, Concocting References.
What is academic misconduct/dishonesty?
Pioneers of the Wellness Den*, cozy room near the Student Services Hub in DV.
*it is CCR certified!
What is the Health and Counselling Centre (HCC)?
You might think research is for grad students only — but this program, which involves one-on-one consultations with a professor, proves otherwise.
What is the Research Opportunity Program (ROP)?
Residence event happening next Friday.
What is Spooktacular?
The LLCs that are not in the room currently.
What is Pre Med LLC, Life Sci LLC and LEAF LLC?
Sometimes a supplementary application is required for these types of programs.
What is a Type 3 program?
One of their main selling points involves a slur (j*b).
NB: this is satire, and not intended to send any negative connotation towards the world of work!
What is the Career Centre?
Up to 3 CCR notations are available for this program which may be your stepping stone towards an ROP.
What is the Program for Accessing Research Training (PART)?
EON, ART and GAME.
What is a Colman Cup committee?
Used to be known as faculty dinner and faculty field trip.
What is a Faculty Experience?
LinkedIn, coffee chats, office hours, campus club and society events, etc.
What is (a) Networking (opportunity)?
Has a phD in setting the most offensive final exam timetable for every student.
NB: this is satire, and not intended to send any negative connotation towards the world of work!
What is the Office of the Registrar?
i3 + UTM = home of Social Entrepreneurship and early-stage start-ups on campus.
What is ICUBEUTM?
Double points for “Inspiration, Ideation and Innovation”.
They’re not Batman, but they do come out after dark (weekdays) to help keep residence safe and calm.
What is Don-on-Duty?
Academic Resources 101, Program Fundamentals, Mindful Midterm Prep, Networking and Community Building, Going Forward
What are the Fall 6 Workshops?
No one uses the pdf version of this online resource/document which tells you how to graduate.
What is the Academic Calendar?
Colman Commons’ staff’s employer.
What is the Hospitality & Ancillary Services?
Double points for “Dana Hospitality”.
Rooms 3230 to 3235 in MN: this UTM hub nurtures interdisciplinary research, digital scholarship, and community collaboration.
What is the Collaborative Digital Research Space (CDRS)?
Brian Cunha
What is the Director of Student Housing & Residence Life (SHRL)?