What is the number of times the Pom routine is changed in the month prior to Nationals?
What is the number of times Pom practice interferes with family activities?
What is the number of smiles of pure joy a parent has watching their daughter dance Pom?
100
Sudden shift from anxious blank expression to beautiful smile and head tilt.
What is number of dollars and number of minutes pom parents spend at basketball games?
200
Remain calm and quiet, avert your eyes and slowly back away.
What a pom parent should do when they accidentally bump into their daughter before nationals competitions?
200
Eighteen
What is number of attempts needed to order Cheetah hiphop shoes?
200
Mission Impossible
What is trying to get correct size t-shirts for pom camp participants?
300
5 minutes to forever
What is length of pom senior speeches?
How long it takes to pick up each pom on initiation night?
300
WE ARE
What is LINN MAR?
300
A rotten egg in an old tennis shoe buried under a chicken coop.
What is the smell of unwashed pom knee pads?
300
Clueless
What are the judges at nationals?
400
Zero
What is IQ of judges at nationals this year?
What is the number of times a pom will initiate contact with parent at nationals for anything other than money or food?
400
Third
What is the place the girls deserved at nationals this year?
400
Response heard by parents regarding doing homework, cleaning room, doing laundry, getting a job, etc.
What is "I can't I have poms"
400
The Dark Knight
What you walk out into by the time pom finals results are announced?
What you walk out into by the time pom banquet is over?