Copyrighted Music
"When are these colonies gonna rise up?"
What is My Shot?
Let them eat cake! Feminism worn as face mask to justify delivering a single daisy to orbit.
What is Blue Origin Flight NS-31? / the girlies go to space?
The sexuality in which someone experiences attraction regardless of gender
What is Pansexuality
This episode remains the longest video uploaded to the Local "Artists" channel as of this recording
What is the Chris Jessop Episode? / Episode 8?
These two countries share the largest land border
What are the United States and Canada?
You saw her bathing on the roof
Her beauty in the moonlight overthrew you
What is Hallelujah?
-DAILY DOUBLE-
A trade worker takes size enhancing contraband and cucks a giant turtle
What is Super Mario Bros.?
Trace's favorite pizza topping
What is beef? / hamburger?
Frank has logged this many thousands of hours in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate as of this recording
What is 4?
The 7th planet from the son in our solar system
What is Uranus
His mother's at the table sweating, crunching numbers
She's counting on her son to learn so she can learn to slumber
What is Mood Swings V1 by Frank Sinclair?
After being visited by the apparition of his mentor, the protagonist decides the best way to make soup is to ride a clumsy twink and pull his hair
What is Ratatouille?
In DC comics, when these two heroes team up, they are often referred to as the "World's Finest"
Who are Batman and Superman
Taylor's #2 Ranked Bird
What is the Emperor Penguin
The age of President Donald J. Trump as of this recording
What is 79?
Well I’m a peanut bar and I’m here to say
Your checks will arrive on another day!
Another day, another dime, another rhyme, another dollar
Another stuffed shirt with another white collar
Criminals, Wall Street, taking the pie
And all the black man gets is a plate of white lies
Prisons recruitin' 'em, police be shootin' 'em
Rap artists lootin' 'em, labels all dilutin' 'em
Barack Obama is scared of me!
Because I don't swallow knowledge and I spit it for free
Let me clear my throat, ah ha, ha ha!
I don't know what that was, I don't-
What is Payday Apology Freestyle? / the peanut bar rap from community
Two cosplayers argue over 10 million dollars after one snuck Wonka chocolate into the other's bed sheets.
What is Depp v Heard?
This actress briefly played Catwoman and sections of her discography are hated (undeservedly) by Taylor Knott
Who is Eartha Kitt?
The only episode of Local "Artists" to not feature any jingles
What is the Pilot?
The infamous actor who portrayed George McFly in Back to the Future pt. I and Fifi the miniature poodle in Open Season 2
Who is Crispin Glover?
I've read hundreds of books about China over the decades. I know the Chinese. I've made a lot of money with the Chinese. I understand the Chinese mind.
What is The Art of the Deal?
A black man is spared 30+ years of penal servitude because his hands are too big
What is the Murder Trial of O.J. Simpson?
Trace's Birthday
What is February 4th?
The CVC on Taylor's current credit card
What is 427?
This archaic term refers to the act of throwing someone out of a window
What is defenestration?