Dad jokes
This joke involves a very interesting walk through the kitchen
What is... Penguin walk
Shak's last name
What is... Archie
Paige really led the pack with linguistics on this vacay
What is... Mexico
This person almost fell over the dishwasher
Who is... dad
Biggest family milestone of 2024
What is... P & R HS graduation
This joke involves contorting your face in an interesting manner and fake laughing
What is... Chinese laughing man
This person spends about 120 out of 168 hours a week at our house
Who is... Isaiah
Only major trip Shak has been on with us
What is... Disney World/Florida
This person has almost caught the microwave on fire more than once
Who is... Rachel
Enjoying breakfast with royalty at this destination
What is... Disney world
This joke involves throwing an item of clothing at another family member
What is... sockbomb
Rachel's two loser exes
Who are... Logan & Drew
Massive blowout fight between mom and Abby!
What is... Texas
Rachel walked smack dab into a tree at this place
What is... Nashville/TN
The best Christmas gift the Lockwood girls have ever received
What is... Hawaii trip
This joke involves tickling somebody in a body crevice and singing
What is... armpit marauder
FULL name of Abby's loser ex
Who is... Anthony Jernejcic
First time trying authentic poutine
What is... Canada
Rachel walked into a car side mirror at this place
What is... Friendly's
Arguably the most interesting Christmas gift somebody in the family has received
What is... Uggs delay letter
This joke involves calling an Indian person an ____
What is... Igmad/Igmod who even knows
Dad's ex-wife
Who is... Bridget/Brigid idk
We met the most boring person ever (door MATT)
What is... camping along the Colorado river/Moab
Something mom loves to start but not finish (she did this very recently)
What is... the dishes/loading dishwasher
At this event, we got a message on the big screen (hint: X former name)
What is... Jingle Ball