Smarties
A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
he is bald
I follow you all the time and copy your every move, but you can’t touch me or catch me. What am I?
If you’re running in a race and you pass the person in second place, what place are you in?
second place.
It belongs to you, but other people use it more than you do. What is it?
your name.
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
The Future
What can you catch, but not throw?
a cold.
What has legs, but doesn’t walk?
a table.
What is full of holes but still holds water?
A Sponge.
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
A promise.
What has a head and a tail but no body?
a coin
I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
A candle
What month of the year has 28 days?
All of them
I shave every day, but my beard stays the same. What am I?
a barber.
What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?
a deck of cards.
What kind of coat is best put on when its wet?
a coat of paint.
David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?
David
What has many keys but can’t open a single lock?
a piano.
What can’t talk but will reply when spoken to?
an echo.
What question can you never answer yes to?
Are you Asleep yet?
What building has the most stories?
the library.
What has many teeth, but can’t bite?
a comb
I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?
your breath
Where does today come before yesterday?
the dictionary
You walk into a room that contains a match, a kerosene lamp, a candle and a fireplace. What would you light first?
the match.