riddles
What can point in every direction but can't reach the destination by itself?
your finger!
What did the patient with the broken leg say to their doctor?
Hey doc, I have a crutch on you.
What country would you send a man with a big appetite?
To Hungary
What is the worst vegetable to have on a ship?
A leek{leak}
I have hundreds of legs but I can only lean;
You make me feel dirty so you feel clean.
What am I?
A Broom.
When will water stop running down the hill?
When it reaches the bottom
Q. What’s a banana peel’s favorite type of Shoe?
Slippers!
What material in nature is used to make glass?
Sand
I come in many colors and I am very thin, I am found in every country, even in your home, I am very important, you can be very creative with me, I can even help you learn.
What am I?
Paper
I'm not clothes but i cover your body, the more i'm used the thinner I grow
What am i?
a bar of soap
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Because it got framed
Which of Santa's reindeer has the worst manners? RUDE-olph, of course!
RUDE-olph
What does this mean?
I RIGHT I
Right between the eyes.
What is the next 3 letters in this riddle?
o t t f f s s _ _ _
e n t They represent the first letter when writing the nunbers one thru to ten.
I always follow you around, everywhere you go at night. I look very bright to people, but I can make the sun dark. I can be in many different forms and shapes. What am I?
The moon
you can carry it everywhere you go, and it dosn't get heavy?
your name
what do you call to witches that live toghether?
Broommates
A cowboy rides into town on Friday, stays for three days, then leaves on Friday. How did he do it?
His horse’s name was Friday.
A horse was tied to a rope 5m long and the horse food was 15m away. How did the horse reach its food?
The rope wasn't tied to anything so it could reach its food
What falls down but never breaks?
Nightfall.
what comes once a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years
The letter M
why can you not trust atoms?
Because they nake up everything
there are two bodies on the floor.They are surrounded by water and broken glass. How did they die?
The fish bowl got knocked over, the bodies were goldfish
There is a man. stood on top of a mountian. frozen holding a piece of straw. How did he get there?
he was with his friend in a hotair balloon when they were about to hit a mountain so they took off all there clothes to make it lighter so they would go higher but it wasn't working so they drew straws and whoever had the shortest straw would have to jump out so he was the one who picked the shortest straw.
I am two-faced but bear only one, I have no legs but travel widely. Men spill much blood over me, kings leave there imprint on me. I have greatest power when given away, yet lust for me keeps me locked away.
What am I?
A Coin.