Food
What's a phone got to do with anything?
Banana!
What month has 28 days?
All of them!
Why'd the skeleton skip the dance? (Double points if you get both!)
1. He hasn't got the guts!
2. He hasn't got somebody to dance with!
The first letter of my name is A. The last letter is N. I have 5 letters in my name. My middle letter is B. What's my name?
Aubin!
What is yours but mostly used by others?
Your Name!
What do you call a fake pasta?
An impasta!
I am an odd number. Take away a letter and I become even. What number am I?
Seven!
Where'd the king keep his armies?
In his sleevies!
Name 3 palindrome names. (Names that can be spelled forwards & backwards the same)
Anna!
Ana!
Ava!
Pip!
Izzi!
Eve!
Viv!
& More!
How do you make a hot dog stand?
Take away it's chair!
Why'd the cookie have to go to the hospital?
He was crumbling!
I have no life, but I can die. What am I?
Battery!
What instrument should sharks NOT play?
Guitar - They'd shred it!
Sophie's mother had two sons, George and John. She also had 1 daughter. What was the daughters' name?
Sophie!
How do you fix a broken tomato?
With tomato sauce!
Why do beets always win?
They're un-beet-able!
What has hands but cannot clap?
A clock!
Why'd the teddy bear say no to dessert?
He was stuffed!
I am a flower. My first letter is T. My name consists of 5 letters. My middle letter is L. What flower am I?
Tulip!
What kind of dog does a magician have?
A Labracadabrador!
What are twins' favorite foods?
Pears!
What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?
A deck of cards!
Why'd the teacher write his lesson on the window?
Because he wanted his lesson to be very clear!
What cup doesn't hold water?
Cupcake!
I can walk 1 mile in 20 minutes. How is it possible that when I walk 5 miles, it only takes me 10 minutes?
My dog is named 5 miles!