What is the one thing that all wise men, regardless of their religion or politics, agree is between heaven and earth? What is it?
The Word "And"
It occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in an hour.
The letter M
A cowboy rides into town on Friday. He stays three days, then rides out of town on Friday. How?
The horse's name was Friday
Why was it decided in the Finnish villages in the west of Lapland to abandon street lighting after 22:00?
So that tourists and locals can see the Northern Lights
What letter comes next: O T T F F S S ?
The letter E
Is it correct to say "the yolk of eggs is white" or "the yolk of eggs are white"?
Neither, the yolk of eggs are yellow.
When is a door not a door?
When it's ajar
What did they decide to portray on posters against racism, because they are white, black, and Asian?
Pandas
What common English verb becomes its own past tence by rearranging its letters?
Eat
Is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister?
No, because he's dead
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side
Round, with a tail and separates everything. What is it?
If you have a cube, each edge two inches long, how many total square inches are there among all eight sides?
Hard to say, since cubes have six sides.
If a rooster lays an egg on the exact peak of a barn, which side does it fall?
Roosters don't lay eggs.
It will tell you about love at the cost of its own life. Who is it?
Сhamomile
The water level in the freshwater lake Baringo in Kenya does not fall on the hottest days, but rises. Why is this happening?
The water level is rising due to the fact that animals come to swim there when it's hot.
Whoever makes it doesn't want it. Whoever buys it doesn't need it. The one who needs it does not know about it.
Coffin
There's a variation that goes as follows: A man, his wife, and their son are in a car accident. They are all rushed to the hospital and the doctor says, "I can't operate on him, he's my son."
The doctor is the man's father and the boy's grandfather.
I hit you because of myself. I hit myself because og you. What are you?
Mosquito
This is given to a person twice. Each time is free, and if a person wants to have it for the third time, then they will have to pay for it. What's it?
Teeth