Birthday Parties
Karen comes up to you and screams at you, because your cake was baked by Kylie Jenner and her perfume is too expensive. So she's a corrupt social media influencer and part of a cult..
What is Personal Attack/Ad Hominem
Inside of a Starbucks, Joseph argues that the Pumpkin Spice Latte can't be bad for you because "if it was so dangerous, Starbucks wouldn't sell it. That is not tuff."
What is Appeal to Authority!
Went to the food court with my m o t h e r , when she asked "so when did you finally stop stealing the orange chicken samples?" As if I ever stole them in the first place.
What is a loaded question?
Inside of a Starbucks when a lady at the front counter said, "A mocha frappe is just like a salad, yummy and contains nutrients. It's basically the same thing."
What is a False Analogy?
Eating your birthday cake, and then all of a sudden your mom jumps out and freaks out because you'll eventually get fat from eating cake. And you'll do drugs and drop out of school.
What is a Slippery Slope!
At a Wendy's, Emily argued that the new Wednesday Addams Meal was totally legit and healthy, because she saw a muscular powerlifter eating one every day.
What is False Cause!
In the crappy tech store, Mark steps to the side and says "If you buy these speakers, the next thing you know you'll sell your car, get a job at this place, and you'll live your life as a crappy IT guy."
What is a slippery slope?
At Dutch Bros, the Barista spoke out to Emily "If you don't buy this disgusting "matcha" drink, it'll be so sad and lonely on the counter all day!"
What is Appeal to Emotion?
I heard Birthday cake is bad and can cause cancer from Joe Rogan, so I'm not gonna eat it anymore!
Ordering a roast beef sandwich at Arby's when you're stopped by Ronald Mc Donald, and speaks to you that Arby's has fake meats and he's "met the owner of Arby's and that he's a jerk so don't eat his sandwiches."
What is a Personal Attack?
Inside of a Hot Topic, a lady quietly says off into the distance "You can't trust her opinion in fashion.. she's wearing *visual gag* CROCS. "
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What is a correct opinion (not fr)?
What is a Straw Man.
At an IHOP, Mr. Fisher is eating pancakes, and every time he ate pancakes there it rained. So IHOP must control the weather!
What is False Cause?
At Foot Locker my 6"10 asian cousin whispered to me "LeBonBon wears Nikes.. so if you don't buy them, YOU'LL never be good like him."
What is Appeal to Authority?
I was in a Cherrywood Coffeehouse speaking to the waiter, "If you start drinking oat milk, you'll drain all of our agricultural resources on oats, and you'll kill off the entirety of humanity."
What is a Slippery Slope.
At an Olive garden when a KAREN yells, in a warning tone "Only uncultured people with terrible taste buds actually like that dish!"
What is Poisoning the Well?
At Panda Express, when I said I didn't like their dry disgusting rice, the old man behind me shot back, "That's because you're a rice-hating bum who probably sleeps on their pillow with the warm side up for fun."
What is a Ad Hominem?