Lag of Legggggands
Caitlyn's Q
Piltover Peacemaker
The Chain Warden
Thresh
The highest-range champion at base level 18
Tristana
Senna
The shovel-wielder
Yorick
Amumu's Q
Bandage Toss
The Heart of the Freljord
Braum
Champion with the highest base movespeed at 18
Cassiopeia (400)
The home of Maokai
The Shadow Isles
The door-wielder
Braum
Nasus' Q
Siphoning Strike
The Mad Chemist
Singed
The champion with the highest HP at base 18
Kled (and Skaarl) (3388) (Mundo is 2364 and like, 50th place)
The worshiper of Nagakabouros
Illaoi
The lamppost-wielder
Jax
Warwick's Q
Jaws of the Beast
The Weapon of the Faithful
Aphelios
The champion with the highest base AD at level 18
Gnar (162)
The champion(s) who awoke Viego.
The blowpipe-wielder
Teemo
Vex's Q
Mistral Bolt
The Heart of the Tempest
Kennen
Champion with the highest base mana regen at 18
Kayn, Lilia, Seraphine (27.65)
The Vastayan who hired Yasuo as a bodyguard
The cat-wielder