I'll Kill You!
Lola will kill you if you walk into her house without doing this.
What is giving Lola a kiss?
Lola does this when TJ Maxx is having a sale on a cute shirt that doesn't fit anyone in the family
What is: buy it anyway (she'll figure out later whom to give it to).
The darn thing is always ringing in church.
What is Lola's cell phone?
If Lola's making broccoli and rice, these can't be far behind.
What are hot dogs?
According to Lola, it's the most important thing in the world.
What is education?
Lola will kill you if you don't do this after graduating high school.
What is: go to college?
There's one of these on the bottom of every Christmas gift from Lola
What is a price tag?
Push the wrong button on the darn thing and you'll lose all the channels.
What is Lola's TV remote?
On hot summer days, Lola has an unlimited supply of this seedy but refreshing gourd.
What is watermelon?
Lola would never send her children or grandchildren here.
What is public school?
Lola will kill you if you do this to the flowers she planted outside your house.
What is: forget to water them?
Lola's go-to source for clothes, pots, pans, sheets, and even fancy chocolates.
What is Marshall's?
It's in Lola's kitchen but she hardly knows how to use the darn thing.
What's Lola's computer?
It's Lola's favorite place to eat because the meatballs are always good and you can't beat those prices.
What is Ikea?
Lola's children, grandchildren, and grand nephews make up over 80% of this school's Filipino alumni.
What is Shipley?