Dad Jokes
This is the process employed to make Holy Water.
What is "Boiling the hell out of it"?
This spider has a fearsome necrotic venom, but is actually very unlikely to bite you unless you really provoke it.
What is the brown recluse?
This draconic deity is said to have created the universe
Who is Io?
The Kemetic God of Death and the Underworld
Who is Anubis?
A famous prank involves sending an ignorant greenhorn to fetch this non-existent substance
What is elbow grease?
A child who refused to go to sleep during nap time was charged with this crime.
What is "Resisting A Rest"?
This non-magical spider has the most deadly venom in the world
What is the Banana Spider
The Draconic god of laughter and jokes
Who is Hlal?
This Grecian Goddess paradoxically represents both childbirth and virginity.
Who is Artemis?
A magical liquid designed to transform the victim into a random cute little animal or magical creature
What is Chaotic Polymorphine?
This language is considered the least-spoken in the entire world.
What is Sign Language?
This spider's silk is so strong it can be woven into protective armor that can resist blows from blunt weapons.
What is the Gold Orb Weaver.
This dragon supposedly founded the Kornari Dragonflight thousands of years ago.
Who is Gajeel Kornari
This Yamatoan deity is considered the brother of Amaterasu and is associated with storms and the sea.
Who is Susanoo?
Pranksters love sneaking this item onto a nobleman's chair.
What is a whoopee cushion?
These shoes are a favorite choice of lazy people who spend all day laying around the house.
What are Loafers?
Only the female members of this spider species have a dangerously venomous bite. The bite of the male is harmless.
What is the Black Widow?
The long-dead brother of Bahamut and Tiamat whose murder sparked their feud.
Who is Vorel.
The legendary eight-legged horse Sleipnir was born from the union of a horse and this Norse deity.
Who is Loki?
You never want to find this item in your coin purse when trying to pay for goods.
What is Faerie gold?
This is the only breed of dog naturally capable of casting magic.
What is a Labracadabrador?
This style of dance was originally created from the belief that it would help the dancer resist the venom from a dangerous spider bite.
What is the Tarantella?
Some believe that the draconic deities Faluzure and Chronepsis are actually two manifestations of this one singular divine entity.
Who is Null?
This deity was once a part of the Discordian Pact and now goes by the title of "The Dying One."
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Faeries and pranksters love to give you a bag of this stuff while claiming it's magic powder.
What is glitter?