MISTAKES WERE MADE
I was actively eating this Italian dish when Matt and Stuart engaged in fisticuffs.
Name one of my top three favorite films.
What is Lord of the Rings, The Last Samurai, or Gladiator?
I managed to delay an entire flight when Andrew and I flew alone to visit family in Chicago by doing this.
What is throwing up?
These common iron road obstacles drive me absolutely nuts when driving.
What are manholes?
The tool responsible for giving me a staph infection on my neck.
What is a razor blade?
The piece of Brett’s property that I completely broke from laughing too hard.
What is a chair?
This is my favorite sports team.
Who are the Atlanta Braves?
This ancient, famous citadel was fully visible from my hotel room window in Athens, Greece.
What is the Acropolis?
According to me, no self-respecting man should ever do these two commonplace societal things.
What are drinking from a straw and using an umbrella?
This specific person made me incredibly uncomfortable by constantly trying to massage my shoulders on Sunday nights.
Who is Daniel Borden?
Presented as a "Time Machine," this protective headwear was gifted to me by Brett Edwards and then taken back for its proper use later.
What is a bicycle helmet?
This is my favorite food.
What is pizza?
I was escorted out of a Peoria minor league hockey game by police because these novelty items got stuck on my wrists and cut off my circulation.
What are fake handcuffs?
The early-game early phase justification in Catan that players use to sap someone with the robber, which I think is total horse poo.
What is having the "Longest Road"?
The total number of girlfriends I had before meeting Megan.
What is 1?
This is the creature Matt said I looked like after I got a terrible sunburn on my forehead.
This is my favorite band.
Who is Tool?
On our 3-week family vacation out west, my grandmother delightedly shocked 9-year-old me by doing this during a baseball game.
What is sliding into 2nd base?
My most hated and avoided household chore.
What is doing the dishes?
As a young boy, a relaxing bubble bath unfortunately left me with this type of medical infection.
What is a urinary tract infection (UTI)?
I actually jumped out of our vehicle in a downtown Atlanta parking garage just to sample this abandoned food.
This dark hue reigns supreme as my favorite color.
What is black?
After mastering the panorama picture duplication trick on our 2017 fall break beach trip, I appear this many times in a single shot.
What is 5?
The specific 2-word, morning-ruining social greeting that I find deeply irritating.
What is "Good morning!"?
This is the username I have consistently deployed for video games.
What is Imladrist?