The Early Years
Lauren's most famous accessory.
What are red glasses?
Jenny called Lauren this during her tween and teen years.
What is Pubie Louie?
Lauren broke his hand in the door.
Lauren wants plastic surgery on this body part.
What is her neck?
Mom gave Lauren the Heimlich because she choked on this.
What is a gumball?
Lauren called herself this and it stuck!
Who is Lo Lo?
Lauren ran over her with her car.
Who is Midget?
Lauren will often put this on, even before the party's over.
What is her robe?
Lauren had this treat each morning from Starbucks on her way to cheer.
What is a mint mocha Frappuccino and a butter horn?
Lauren got this nickname after her reduction surgery.
Who is Wink?
Lauren made this cheerleader cry.
Who is Jenny Kincaid?
Can't keep an open bottle of this in the house.
What is Oyster Bay?
The tween phase Lauren would like to forget.
What is her gangster phase?
Dad liked to call Lauren this.
What is Louis Lips with the Sexy Hips?
Lauren's motto for the Danskin Triathalon.
What is no training required?
According to Ella, Lauren is really good at doing this.
What is ordering food?
Lauren gave mom this piece of jewelry.
What is a locket with a picture cut in half?
Brian coined this nickname.
Who is Lorena Blanc?
Lauren has a bizarre obsession with these.
What are midgets?
No movie has ever caused Lauren this much anxiety.
What is Black Swan?