The Onion or Reputable Newspaper
Drugs win drugs war.
The Onion (1998)
Kanye, -eros, Wild.
West
UK Prime Minister AND One-shot Covid Vaccine
Boris Johnson and Johnson
Andy Hitchcock researches around what sunlight-munching process in his lab?
Photosynthesis
Parks and Recreation icon round 1: they just received acclaim for their role in a marvel TV series.
Kathryn Hahn
Newly Emboldened, Trump Says What He Really Feels.
The New York Times (2019)
Far Movement that sang like a G6, Middle Geographic Location
East
Da Vinci's most famous work AND a cartoon younger sibling.
Mona Lisa Simpson
What is the number of steps in the title of the 1935 thriller directed by Alfred Hitchcock?
39
Broadway star with a terrible lip-bite pose in all their selfies.
Lin Manuel Miranda
Report: Unemployment High Because People Keep Blowing Their Job Interviews
The Onion (2010)
Something's gotta give now
'Cause I'm dying just to make you see
That I need you here with me now
Song name plz
One Thing
Big cat native to the Indian subcontinent AND Joe Exotic
Bengal Tiger King
With a bobblehead of the manager on his desk, Andy supports which football team?
Norwich City
Parks and Recreation icon part 2: I trust this man with my entire life even though he has a moustache.
Nick Offerman
New Music Festival Just Large Empty Field To Do Drugs In
The Onion (2015)
Name all 5 members of the band.
Harry, Niall, Zayn, Liam, Louis.
Football team from Yorkshire nicknamed The Owls AND the child of Morticia and Gomez
Sheffield Wednesday Addams
How many times have Andy and Alfred (combined) been nominated for best director at the Oscars. (1 either side)
5
The star of Firefly and Castle that also does a bunch of VA work for video games.
Nathan Fillion
Realy good at spelling, or aweful? Either way, it’s not disasterous
The Times (2021)
Park with poorly animated children, deep in the US.
South
Pulp song that references the "woodchip on the wall" AND when George W Bush defeated Al Gore
Disco 2000 Presidential Election
Which thriller from 1960 (dir. A Hitchcock) stunned its audience by killing off its main star at the end of the first act.
Psycho
Comedian name dropped in thank u, next
Pete Davidson